The bad part about not seeing the skids on the weekends for a month is that when they come back, I almost forget how much I can't stand having them in my house. Almost. Their job today is to clean the bathroom, which they have now both been stalling on doing for close to 2 hours now. SS11 informed us and SS13 that he would only be cleaning the inside of the toilet and nothing else. Too bad about 95% of the pee on the OUTSIDE of the toilet is his since he can't aim at all. I know this because he pees with the door open, and I can hear the pee hitting every other surface except the water inside the bowl, until the last second. Their irritating, caterwauling, feral cat voices have been going back and forth at each other for at good 20 minutes now, between SS11's whining and SS13's feeling he HAS to make a comment about EVERYTHING to do with SS11. I'm already exhausted from spending the whole week listening to my preschoolers act the same way because it's that time of year, so naturally the skids should act the same way. I just can't f-ing stand these kids. Seriously.