Do you really think BM dialed the wrong number
DH just received a phone call from BM who was moaning and groaning in a sexual manner when he answered the phone. DH ended the call. BM called him again to tell him she is embarrassed she dialed the wrong number.
What are your thoughts? Do you really think she dialed the wrong number?
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If she has a touch screen
If she has a touch screen phone it is possible. I have done that. But I never was moaning and groaning in a sexual manner...
does she normally display
does she normally display behavior that shows she's jealous and wants him back? if so, i would think she did it on purpose, although that is a pathetic way to try to get dh's attention. she made a fool of herself either way. if she doesn't normally act like she wants him back, she could have called the wrong person, but i'm betting it was deliberate.
He should have replied with
He should have replied with one sentence
" I see you haven't run out of batteries for your dildo."
Bhahahaha!!!
Bhahahaha!!!
Assuming it's a touchscreen
Assuming it's a touchscreen smart phone...his number would have to have been prompted already to call his number. Now, I have an iPhone that I use as an iPod to sleep to. I have yet to "accidentally" call BM (as her number is in my phone) or anyone else...ever.
Then the phone would have to be in bed/back of the car/truck bed (wherever BM was having sex) and maybe she would have to hit it with an elbow (or whatever appendage belonging to her was sticking out at the time) But even if it is a flip phone from 2007, the phone would have to be open in order to dial.
Unless she has Siri, in which case I would be afraid that she had been moaning DH's name, akin to "ooh ahh call DH's name" and if that is what happened, then BM's sex partner has more to worry about than you do.
I am not defending BM but in
I am not defending BM but in my case I thought I hit one person and I hit the one next to them and that was why I said she could have hit the wrong person.
Lol, but I doubt you try to
Lol, but I doubt you try to call people while you're having sex
Oh hell no! Wait, what is
Oh hell no! Wait, what is sex?
But can you imagine if she was going to get all hot and heavy with her BF or whatever and she dialed her EX that she has a shitty relationship with? LMAO
Maybe she set her cell on
Maybe she set her cell on vibrate and stuck it up her black hole?
Maybe she has sentient herpes
Maybe she has sentient herpes that can dial.
When she was climaxing one of
When she was climaxing one of her genital warts dialed
It said "HEP ME GET OUTTA
It said "HEP ME GET OUTTA HERE"
Hep? So BM taught it to talk
Hep? So BM taught it to talk too? Lol
Sure. She's a GWMOTY (genital
Sure. She's a GWMOTY (genital wart mother of the year)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
WOW! Just WOW! You guys are
WOW! Just WOW! You guys are on a roll tonight.
I accidentally mixed the
I accidentally mixed the bacon into the vodka instead of the cookie and this is what happened
Just don't pour it over eggs
Just don't pour it over eggs or pancakes. It makes for an awkward PTA meeting
That image just made me
That image just made me wretch so hard that I passed a gusty outflow wind!
Now MY poor dog is shaking!
Now MY poor dog is shaking! Damn gusty outflow winds....
Oh for sure!
Oh for sure!
^^^LMAO
^^^LMAO