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Sprained my ankle trying to strip tease

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Submitted by WWSMD on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 8:07am

If your having a bad morning feel free to laugh at me. I was feeling a little insecure and wanted to prove to DH and myself that I was sexy. I put on Beyoncé's "naughty girl" and stripped down to my undies and 6 inch heels. I went to do the drop down and twist your body back up and I tripped and fell over the clothes hamper. If it could have been caught on video you would laugh yourself to pieces. So there you go. The next time I try that I will wear the smallest heels I can find or go bare foot. DH said I looked sexy before I fell so I think that's good.

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Submitted by lillfiredog on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 8:08am

You rock!!! Smile No laughing here! It makes me happy that you are rocking your body and having fun!

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Submitted by WWSMD on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 8:19am

High fives to us. But I wish I had a butt. Well we can't all be built doesn't mean we can't still be hot! Gotta keep my confidence up.

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Submitted by amber3902 on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 10:31am

I HATED when that song by Sir Mix a Lot came out - all the guys in my high school wanted nothing to do with me because I didn't have a fat a$$.

Oh well, their loss. I'm happy with what I have, because now everybody else is trying to lose their fat a$$.

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Submitted by Starla on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 10:43am

I'm not laughing at you but you are awesome for giving it your best shot! It gets easier the more you practice. I use a wall to brace myself but I have weak ankles and have been trying to build them up. Wink

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Submitted by PokaDotty on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 10:50am

I'm not laughing at you but with you.... and I totally snorted my tea all over my keyboard when I saw this!

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 11:58am

Yep, that would've been me too! You're awesome! I don't even have the guts to try it. I'd probably end up at thev ER with a super embarrassing story! }:)