SS12: (running monologue while playing minecraft on xbox) And this is my lava waterfall. If you look over here, I have another waterfall, but it's not lava, it's water. I am building tree houses over here. And on this mountain there are three houses. One is yours. Hey, Lisa, have I mentioned lately that I love you?

Me: Nope. But thank you for mentioning it now. I love you too, very much.

SS12: K. Oh, and look at these decorations in the house. I have paintings and wall torches and a fireplace..........

His BM a thousand miles away can rest assured, this boy is loved...if not by her, by me.