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Saying "not my circus, not my monkey" will get you everywhere! Lol! I forget who's line that is but I used it and DH was like WHAT?!?!
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Saying "not my circus, not my monkey" will get you everywhere! Lol! I forget who's line that is but I used it and DH was like WHAT?!?!
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He was so taken aback by
He was so taken aback by that! His kid once again never disappoints. Just found her hamster that she "buried" running around our living room. I can't even deal with this kid.
She was too fucking lazy to
She was too fucking lazy to look for it and just told us it died! It's been running around the house for a week! I laid her out about being irresponsible. She told me she was responsible but she couldn't find it. She never bothered to tell us it got out.
Good thing it wasn't a snake
Good thing it wasn't a snake or tarantula...
O.M.G.!!! Remind me to NOT
O.M.G.!!! Remind me to NOT come to your house - we can meet at a bar for drinks!!
I used to have a snake and it
I used to have a snake and it never got out. I got it for my exSS8. He took very good care of it and never lost it. She will NEVER have another pet in my house. She can get all she wants when she gets her own place.
I used to find it loose in
I used to find it loose in her room. She would put it in one of those little plastic balls they play in and "forget" about it. She's one of the (if not THE) laziest people I know.
This little bitch just
This little bitch just brought an empty box down and said it died! I have a feeling they might both disappear soon.
And WHAT?!?!
Not my toilet, not my turds
Not my toilet, not my turds
LOL - this is a good one for
LOL - this is a good one for the SM of her SS14 who never flushes!
It's the crazy feeding the
It's the crazy feeding the crazy. Stop feeding the crazy because when you feed the crazy the crazy gets crazier. Ignore the crazy.
My line anytime skids or BM went crazy. I had to tell DH not to argue. Say it and walk the eff away. Do not give crazy a platform.