Haloween tricks
just read it and made me think - that's probably why there's no such celebrations in our country
some one suggest, dip brussels sprout in chocolate and hand it out as candy - now this is something I would do with a big smile - I would use laxative chocolate (hate the kids in my neighborhood)
how evil can you be with your candy hand out?
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I might just hand out
I might just hand out moonshine to the kids and laugh myself silly when all the kids in the street is very very drunk...... who will they blame....
can you be blamed if you kill them with traps in your garden?
I do not like kids lol....
Girls I said be evil not be nice.... it's witches time... even if you dream a little
imagine it's Aergia knocking on your door and when you open she will probably say
hand over some candy bitch, WTF is that all... give me your wallet c%nt(her fav word)
sorry this is way to good not
sorry this is way to good not to share... }:)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/11/satans-handbook-10-truly-evil-halloween-pr...
I just hate noisy kids....
I just hate noisy kids.... they can't play in a group without yelling and screaming....
I truly want to tape their mouths shut,
not even in my yard - this is
not even in my yard - this is in the street.... }:)
but yeah liked them boiled as well
i just hate kids.
i just hate kids. }:) }:) }:)
I don't hate kids, they taste
I don't hate kids, they taste like chicken, if prepared right. }:)
you almost had me
you almost had me convinced.... if you said they taste like shrimp I would've started boiling the suckers...
chicken not a huge fan makes me fat..
Oh, if you boil them they are
Oh, if you boil them they are even better, reduces the fat content, but sautéed is best brings out the sugars running through their little veins.
so major can cook too - you,
so major can cook too - you, sir, will fit riiiight in....
Cook, clean and look amazing
Cook, clean and look amazing in a French maid outfit
when is arrival time
when is arrival time Major.....
I need some help this week cleaning ,cooking etc
Where am I arriving, what the
Where am I arriving, what the contract and how bad is the demand????? (businessman first, wanton flirt second }:) )
Africa??? Well darn that's
Africa??? Well darn that's cost extra, airfare, hotel, food allowance (breaking out my ten key)
hotel? oh no my dear - if you
hotel? oh no my dear - if you have to cook and clean for me and etc.....you stay in my house....
food allowance, eff that... you are cooking, naked only apron..... I supply food...
if you into diving - crayfish season just opened, I will probably be more in the water then at home any way, you can clean in piece... hope you know how to prepare crayfish
you are not allowed to do my laundry - that's why Deigma is there.... oh and he will clean after himself..
send one of my fast brooms over - thus no airfare to you - just whistle twice and it will come straight back as the crow flies... hold on for dear life it's the hoover 304 model.....
TAP TAP TAP, "Is this thing
TAP TAP TAP, "Is this thing on?"
we're here just at work
we're here
just at work trying to, ya know, work.
At work as well, just able to
At work as well, just able to get away with more,perk of no supervision, I just make sure others aren't doing the same thing. lol