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SM "Carol of the Bells" (Aniki you inspired me)

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Submitted by iamlosingit on Fri, 12/08/2017 - 4:20pm

Step-Mom "Carol of the Bells"
(lyric style from Westminster choir version)

DH yells, sweet SM Hell
All lawyers say, throw cash away
Christmas is here, bring on the beer
Skids young and old, meek and the bold
Oh, how they frown, toys on the ground
shovel and pail, can’t buy them gifts on sale
Dragging their feet, it’s time to eat
they hate your food, Skids are SO rude!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
What did we do to deserve this?!
Dear Husband yells, sweet step-mom Hell
All the books say, spend time and play
Christmas is here, bring on the beer
“Fun” in the cold, Sledding gets old
Oh, how we try, ate up the lie
Love can’t be bought
Husband forgot

Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
What did we do to deserve this?
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Every year Step-Mom’s feel worthless…
On, on skids complain, show such disdain
We Pretend “all is fine”
Start hoarding wine
Ding, dong, ding, dong
We were so wrong
Ding, dong, ding, dong
Try to belong…..

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Sat, 12/09/2017 - 11:58am

BioHo feeds the skids a steady diet of fast food, junk food, and frozen, premade, chemical-laden crap. Naturally, they find something WRONG with homemade meals cooked with fresh ingredients.

Oh, except for homemade GOODIES. Yep. The skids went back to the 'Ho House RAVING about my made-from-scratch cookies, brownies, and cakes. Of course, that peeved 'Ho to no end.

Regardless, when I stopped cooking for the skids, I also stopped baking for them. I DO still bake, but only on non-skid weekends. On the rare occasion when I bake on a skid weekend, I always make stuff only DH will eat. After all, I AM EVIL!!!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Sat, 12/09/2017 - 12:13pm

BTW, iamlosingit, I am SO flattered to be an inspiration. Thank you!!!! xoxoxo