Halloween Troll
So BM showed up to the Halloween party just like I knew she would.
She came dressed in her 9 year old's costume from last year. Not only was she wearing the costume of a nine year old...she acted like one too. Actually I take that back, SD9 was much better behaved, BM acted like a drunk 39 year old.
Let's see, what is it that BM did? In no specific order of the night.....
1. She propositioned my ex-husband and basically molested the poor guy(ex told her ummmm.....no)
2. She tried to get my friend's phone number so they could go out to the bar the next night (friend told her ummmm...no)
3. She fell on my other friend (anahibik) and spilled her beer all over her cute little lion costume
4. She jokingly called me fat because I was standing in front of the trash can and she said no one could see around my big ass
5. She attended to DH when he mistakenly bit into a chocolate covered jalapeno...."Oh my gosh let me get you a DRINK!!!" Then proceeded to get a napkin and tried to wipe his tongue.
6. She INSISTED that she was going to walk home and I had to send her 11 year old to convince her to get in the car so we could drive her drunk ass home
I just don't understand why she would even show up in the first place and then proceed to get so drunk as to make a COMPLETE ass out of herself.
Good news? DH said to me and I quote, "you were right and never again"
Way to go BM! Again, you proved just how big a moron you are...and I didn't have to say a word. 
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I think you know the answer to that
don't you? Matty said she was in rare form. I feel so bad for you that you try to rise above all the nonesense and this is what you get in return! HUGS
OMG, she was. CG's setting a
OMG, she was. CG's setting a good example for me.
To every thing there is a season.
OMG!
How mortifying! And how much fun that must have been to watch!! I wish I'd of had a front row seat to that one!
It was pretty damn funny.
Not gonna lie.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
all I can say is
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha.
I hope when she got home all she could do is :sick:
good lord
what in the hell she was thinking, we'll never know. to make DH realize what hes missing maybe??? yeah, more like make him realize what in the hell was wrong w him to get mixed up w her in the first place!
"Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life."
~the late great George Carlin
So glad DH finally got it!
Too bad it had to take her repeat performance though.
But HOPEFULLY, that's the last of those and you will be free of her tagging along in the future!
Oh- and Troll! Ha ha ha! I like that title.
"Om Tare Tutare Ture Mama Ayurpunye Jnana Putin Kuru Svaha"
~Sita Tara Mantra
Troll...
I have to give credit where credit is due...that was Matty's description.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Really, she's not
Really, she's not attractive. And, how your DH can claim that he doesn't see what everyone else sees about asymmetry.... I think he might need some glasses.
To every thing there is a season.
Yeah
That would have been funny to watch. Too bad you didn't get any video!
Dawn
Bipolar people are not supposed to drink
alcohol let alone get rip roaring drunk. I can't remember if she is on meds or not.
I am so sorry that you all had to live through that. If Dh ever loses his mind again make sure you remind him of this event.
I saw the pictures
that Matty posted... How cute! You both look really good in your costumes. I cant believe BM would show up,, I would feel totally out of sorts.... But she showed out and only made herself look like an idiot. Did her sister show as well?
Yep...
Both dressed like witches.
BM's sister left early probably because her sister was embarassing her.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Colorado Girl, you must be a saint!
"To Thine Own Self Be True" William Shakesphere
I wouldn't let my H's ex step foot in my home. Nope. And, I don't even really dislike her. She just has no business being here.
Oh no..
she invited herself to my EX-husband's Halloween party....not even our house.
And trust me, I've already been fitted for my halo.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Somehow
I'm not surprised one bit, CG.
BM is certainly one classless piece-of-work.
"If you have never been hated by a child, you have never been a parent."
-Bette Davis
OMG
I am cheering for you CG!! Priceless!!! oh yes, and I knew who you meant, just from the title!
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin
You missed the perfect opportunity - Let her walk home drunk
and end up in jail or as a hood ornament on some fellow drunks hood. I know, I know we have to remember that our Skids care about these people and because they are important to the Skids they should have some importance to us.
:? Nahhhhh, I like the hood ornament idea better.
Sorry your party got trashed by the troll. But I would love to see the video. Sounds like a good opportunity for a YouTube classic.
Best regards,