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Oh no I flirted with my own husband on Facebook!

ETexasMom's picture

DH is an idiot! His daughter posted a stupid picture saying "Family is determined more by behavior than blood." Not sure what she was getting at but hubby reposted it. I was playing with him and gave him my usual response of "I'm so glad we're not blood". It's a joke between us that breaks the tension when the SDs get on their "family" and "blood" crap. We joke around about how we're glad we're not blood because it means we get to sex }:) LOL

Anyway girls started sharky responses about how happy they are to be his blood and how much they love him. I just said "it's probably a good thing the girls didn't get our inside joke" One of his daughters flipped out asking what the joke was and is throwing a hissy fit that I'm being mean to her because I didn't explain it to her!!! I just said it was something dirty that's why were were glad you didn't get it. OMG your 18 you don't need to know everything! I can flirt with my husband and it's not a crime! He's allowed to have dirty jokes with his wife!

Easylikesundaymornin's picture

That post is something my SD would post ! Delusional ~ you are not 6 any more and communication goes two way ~ get off your flying monkey you asshole ~ she 21. If Daddy kissed your ass when you didn't want you'd ignore him ~ dipshits

learningallthetime's picture

I think you should explain it as if you were talking to a 3 year old! "Well, there is a naughty thing, it's called incest. We are glad we are not incestuous. This means f*%cking a blood relative. F*%king is when the pee pee is put in the ladies bits"