My SS12 is a disgusting brat and his behavior of late has been driving me up the wall. Okay, it may be childish and you can say so (but also see plan A), so I have put into effect OPeration Stepbrat. That is plan B. Plan A was to smack his teeth out, but I am not a violent person, hence plan B, straight from the School of Terrorism Manual for StepMothers.

The little monster thinks that lying is fun and he has a disgusting way of talking to me. So... Lets take away his ability to talk to me (no, no, I did not use Plan A). Idiot only speaks English, which is not my or DHs first language. As a courtesy when he is around we speak English to each other. Not any more. Last night and this morning I speak to DH in my first language. He doesnt understand. And... he can not relay anything to BioBitch either.

Cut your comms you little shit! I am never speaking English you again. You want to tell lies, talk crap and be rude? Speak to me in my own language - or I can ignore you too. Life is going to be a lot harder and unpleasant for you!! AND I have only started! Passive agressive is fine if you want to call it that. See plan A for agressive.

Yep, we can have two children in this house - and I have had more practice than you, SS12!!