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I'm having a totally sh!t day and it's too early for Eff Off Friday. So here's another Banterama. Vent, gloat, gripe, blather, post a joke or some song lyrics...

Aniki's Banter...

* DH waited until he emptied the last container of creamer to tell me he needed more. That means a trip to the store because Amazon Prime won't deliver (for free) until Friday.

* A poopie-head co-worker thinks that Every.Facking.Call. needs to be on SPEAKER PHONE. Including the ones from his wife who is seriously lacking in freaking common sense. SMDH

* My sister is d@mn near computer illiterate and needs me to send out and invitation for her YESTERDAY. I needed email addys for some of the guests and left her 2 voicemails. Still waiting for her to call me back. Fart head.

* "Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!!" Has been stuck in my head since last night. Even listening to GodSpell while driving to work did NOT get it out of my head.

* PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUQQQQQQQ!!!

* I love carnations. And elephants.

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Ugh. I have been sick at

Ugh. I have been sick at least a couple days every week for the last month. I've been to a specialist and had lots of blood drawn so I know it's nothing too serious but it's driving me crazy. I am sooooooo behind at work but I can hardly concentrate.

Bummer, moving_on!! Are you

Bummer, moving_on!! Are you eating red meat and spinach to compensate for that blood loss? How about some caffeine to help you concentrate? Coffee, tea, Coke...

Hope you feel better soon! {{hugs}}

I haven't been eating well,

I haven't been eating well, either. Nothing sounds good!

Thank you!

I can't drink caffeine, though, it makes me have panic attacks.

* My poor mother has

* My poor mother has shingles. Going to spend a few nights at her house.

* I DO NOT LIKE pancakes

* EX bled me dry - ran out of money - and is on Go Fund Me! Get a phucking hair cut and pass a piss test LOSER!

oh man felt good. Thanks Anika

And thanks - Damn Mickey!!!!!

I like Finnish pancake or

I like Finnish pancake or pancakes that *I* make. My DH puts brown sugar in pancake batter and it makes them tough. BLECH!!!

Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand, you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand!

You obviously appreciate good

You obviously appreciate good music. Download "Chess: The Musical," which will instantly get Mickey out of your mind and at least replace it with something better. It's ABBA for the high brows!

Did you know that Mamma Mia 2

Did you know that Mamma Mia 2 will be out in theaters soon?

* I'm still pissed about Bm

* I'm still pissed about Bm showing up UNINVITED to a party. I can't move past that now I'm freaking out she'll do it again...

* These pants don't hold my pistol correctly and it's making me mad

* Every call I've gotten today at work has been complete user error and I've had to get on their computer and fix it...

* SD5's T-ball coach wisened up. Instead of 3 times a week for two hours. Practice is going to be an hour two times a week.

* I did bare-fisted on the punching bag today and accidentally busted my knuckle. Apparently I have a LOT of bent up frustrations. Imagine that. LMAO

* My MIL's Chihuahua got fixed, I picked it up, it barfed all over my back seat... I got it out... But it still smells iffy. UGH

* I drew a really great overwhelmed pigeon and have dubbed him my spirit animal

* I just feel kind of moody today...

PA, I think some new pants

PA, I think some new pants need to fall into your shopping cart...

OMG, dog barf smells absolutely HORRIBLE!!!

Accidentally of course Aniki

Also it does! And it's rainy so I can't leave the windows down to let things air out! So rude!

* I have a bone spur on my

* I have a bone spur on my heal and it hurts to walk.

* BM filed something with the IRS that says she gets to claim SD12 (who lives with us full-time) so they are now going to hold our taxes until we can file proof.

* I still have 20 boxes of girl scout cookies to deliver.

SMH, this is the third year in a row with income tax drama. We just got our return from last year and now we start the process over again.

Ugh, I am so sorry about the

Ugh, I am so sorry about the tax drama! That was one of my fears... Lawyer said we completely had rights to claim them... But if BM had decided not to be lazy and gotten in to file before we got our return they would have held all of ours.

I hope it gets sorted out quickly! (and maybe BM gets some fraud charges...)

Sorry about that bone spur.

Sorry about that bone spur. Ouch!!!

Try not to eat those GS cookies in frustration. xoxo

Well, crap... Now 'Oh,

Well, crap... Now 'Oh, Mickey' is stuck in my head.

Evil Aniki

Evil Aniki }:)

I did a whole routine to "Oh

I did a whole routine to "Oh Mickey!" when I was probably 10! I used to be so outgoing!

Oh Mickey, you're so

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey,
Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey,

Hey Mickey!
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Mickey

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the hooves everyone's gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Mickey

So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
Hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey

Here is a song since no one

Here is a song since no one has done one yet.

Black bird singing in the dead of night.
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life you were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see.
All your life you were only waiting for this moment to be free.

Queen, why am I remembering

Queen, why am I remembering hangovers??

Aniki Blackbird was stuck in

Aniki Blackbird was stuck in my head. But I love this song.

Hangovers, does this mean you drink??? Hope all those hangovers were a night full of fun. Everyone needs a good old hangover once in a while.

Yes, I drink, but have not

Yes, I drink, but have not had a hangover in MANY years!

How fast can you guess these

How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S
2. __NDOM
3. F__K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

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1. Books
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse
6. Six

You dirty-minded freak!! lol

To be fair on number 3...

To be fair on number 3... F*** just rolls off the tongue better some days

I AGREE, mostly.... if you

I AGREE, mostly.... if you just remove the word "some" and replace it with "every"

Every F__CKING day...

Forking day?

Farking. Short for

Farking. Short for Farkleberry. Seedy little suckers.

*it's raining. ah-gain. and

*it's raining. ah-gain. and has been, all freaking day. i feel like aside from yesterday, i haven't seen the sun in WEEKS. winter temps are gone for good, trees and flowers are blooming - AND I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY IT FOR THE F*CKING RAIN!!!

*i'm at work. i've got $#it to do, but i can't - our system is down

*my d@mn avocados aren't ripening up fast enough for me

*i don't remember if i took my head med this morning

*did i mention it's raining?

A coworker's cousin (who

A coworker's cousin (who lives in St. Louis) told my coworker, "It's been raining, but we need it."

It's bloody FEBRUARY!!!!! WTH does St. Louis need rain in February????

I live in a very rural area.

I live in a very rural area. They always "need" rain. It's pretty dreary here but not raining.

Give me snow any day!

I don't like precipitation at

I don't like precipitation at all. Good thing I'm not a farmer!

Funk off to DH's new PTSD

Funk off to DH's new PTSD symptom. The man now stutters. Makes me wanna shake him till the pea in his brain rattles.

Good thing...Lays Poppables now come in small bags...70 calories of yum!

Meh thing....everything is dropping pollen so my car is covered in yellow dust.

That happens to me when I'm

That happens to me when I'm really anxious! I hate it.

I've recently been tortured,

I've recently been tortured, er, treated to the musical stylings of my youngest son via "George of the Jungle" on the recorder. WTH? Why is it every fourth grader in the greater US learns the recorder? What are they training them for? Are they going to lead a group of school age children from their village like the pied piper? FFS...

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