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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 8:32am

Friday at LAST!!! This has been a craptastic week. Don't know about you, but I'm ready for the weekend. I plan to do some wining!! Biggrin

Eff off to:

* Micro-managing twunts
* People who are too busy yakking or texting or playing with their bloody cell phones to DRIVE
* Supercilious twatwaffles who think that their narrow-minded, insensitive, UNHELPFUL opinion matters. Nothing like insisting on having a voice when you have NO FACKING EXPERIENCE IN THE MATTER.

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ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 8:39am

I wanna join in!!!

Eff off to:

* Having work, when the rest of this forking town are all on their third snow day!
* How fracking cold this weather is, and the fact I think the heater broke in the area my office is in.
* The stress brought by friking court prep
* Car registration and new policies I have to hit to do that
* My bank that's being slow as fuching s*** with getting me the info I need to finish my name change (took over a year, OOPS)
* Sprained backs and not being able to go to the gym to kill of all this frustration!
* The flu. Because we have a deadly strain going around down here... And everywhere is running out of flu meds!
* All the other things I want to complain about but am WAY too lazy to actually type out.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 9:34am

Over a YEAR for a name change??? Gadzooks!!!

My DH had the flu (so much for that shot) and was SO sick!! Took almost 3 weeks for him to fully recover.

Hope your back is feeling better soon. Smile

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 9:45am

I have it changed on everything except the car title. And my bank is being ridiculous about sending the state ANY information for that! It's dirving me insane! I'm going to have to pay late fees for it all even! Ugh!

SD4 had it this last week, her flu shot meant she got it pretty minor, but it was still a beast!

It's getting there Aniki!!! I can move forwards and sideways! just not backwards yet! And I still can't life heavy things, the extra weight is owie!

Gwynnafaye's picture

Submitted by Gwynnafaye on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 9:12am

EFF off to:
- the boss' wife who is an employee and receives full-time salary and has only worked 3 days this year
- the boss who constantly bitches about said wife but never does anything about it
- the upcoming SD week, starting tonight
- being older (48), thinking I'm pregnant, and both the relief and sadness of a negative pregnancy test.
(I already have DS22, DD17, SS21, SD17)

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 9:36am

Definitely an Eff Off to people who hire relatives who are a) unqualified for the job or b) do a half-arsed job!

I'm happy/sad for you about the test result. {{hugs}}

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Submitted by advice.only2 on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 10:37am

Eff off to people who think they know everything then cop an attitude when they find out their ignorance is going to cause them a lot of problems and somehow it's now my fault they were arrogant and ignorant!

Eff off to people who are sick yet refuse to medicate and make comments about how they aren't sick they are fine and why do people keep telling them they should go home! As they cough so violently and hard that they almost vomit and then have to rush to the bathroom!

Eff off to people who have no concept of what Karma means! This was their Karma analogy "a woman who dresses skimpy and walks down the street late at night and gets raped...that's Karma!"

Eff off to the heat being on full blast when the high is 70 outside and its 76 in the office!

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Submitted by robin333 on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 10:54am

That idiot with the rape comment deserves to be stabbed. That’s karma.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 10:55am

Advice, those Karma morons need a real dose of Karma!!

70 outside?? That's definitely swimming weather!

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Submitted by TwoOfUs on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 10:47am

This will be fun:

**Eff off to BM, her entitlement, and her concept of what constitutes a "fair" split of kid expenses.
**Eff off to Hmmmmm.

I guess I have it pretty good right now. Excited to get a weekend to myself w/DH and YSD going out-of-town. Even if I end up paying for a few meals or whatever while they're away...it's worth it.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 10:56am

I think eff offs to BMs or skids is darn near standard...

PigPen will be here this weekend. Sigh... At least he has to go home early on Sunday. Woo hoo!!!!

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Submitted by twopines on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 11:19am

Eff off to coworkers who had a sore throat and felt "tired" for about a day, and say they had "The Flu".

Eff off to coworkers who ask me how to do something, and then freaking argue about what I just said.

Eff off to not being on a beach with my husband right now.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 11:31am

The Flu. Too many people have NO freaking idea what The Flu really is and attribute every malady under the sun to The Flu. No, you do NOT have The Flu. You ate too many hot peppers last night and you have The Sh!ts. Sigh....

twopines's picture

Submitted by twopines on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 11:46am

3 coworkers with 13 kids between them. If I hear one of them has The Flu one more freaking time, I'm calling the CDC because SURELY we have a cluster that requires a quarantine!! Lol!

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Submitted by classyNJ on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 12:23pm

EFF OFF to co-workers who come in sick so they can use their sick days to have fun

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Submitted by classyNJ on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 12:22pm

Yay!!! My favorite!

EFF OFF to university who sent us paid in full tuition receipt then called Wednesday to say they forgot to add meal plan. You owe us $1,200

EFF OFF to SS15 who feels the need to use my expensive salt scrub, leave the lid off so it gets filled with water and ruins it and then lies and says it wasn't him. :jawdrop: No SS15, your right, you just got out off shower and my entire house smells like frankincense and patchouli - NOPE NOT YOU!

EFF OFF to those that call Karma without checking first to see if their own hands are dirty!

--figureditout--'s picture

Submitted by --figureditout-- on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 2:55pm

Eff off to:

Cold weather.
Aunt Flo.
Liars.
Addictions....the serious kind.

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Submitted by IslandGal on Fri, 01/19/2018 - 11:44pm

A gigantic big mutha eff off to this friggin heatwave! Sweltering hot..and flies bloody eveerywhere. Only thing that helps are lovely icy cold beers!

I jet blasted our back verandah while skulling back a few beers and now I wanna keep on having more. Too hot to cook so we're having cold chicken with salad..and more beers.

Eff off to all the damn flies that just STICK to you no matter how much repellant you put on.

Lastly..eff off to my ex, who I divorced 14 years ago..and has contacted me cuz our 24 yr old got engaged..and is doing his hardest to convince me that it would be super fantastic to sleep with him again. The lunatic is married with 4 kids for fex sake..and even if he wasnt I aint jumping back in again. That man hurt me from cheating and it took me too damn long to get over him.

Ok..I just popped another beer..cheers everyone!

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Sat, 01/20/2018 - 2:05am

A gigantic eff off to having to move because the landlord has decided to sell the house.

Eff off to renting.

Eff off to not being able to buy.

Just eff off really lol