OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

Joy is sucked from the holidays
Cuz DH spawned with a skank wh0re
Greedy skids who expect money
Will all come running once more
Through the years we will be stuck together
Try not to mad-cow

Hide a wine bottle among the Christmas tree boughs
And have yourself a boozy little Christmas now!

Drink and repeat!

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Walmart had a mountain of

Walmart had a mountain of specialty booze in the grocery department, and DH is hard to buy for so I got:

Salted Caramel Crown Royal

Sliced Apple Captain Morgan

Apple Pie Baileys

Yum. Plus our liquor cabinet is fully stocked. And this is my year to have DH from late Christmas Eve thru New Year's Weekend.

We have so much fun partying with our neighbors, bonfiring, getting drunk and playing cards.

I'm so excited! I just need to buy some cranberry and tonic.

I've had that flavor Crown,

I've had that flavor Crown, but not the others. Could be the only Bailey's I like!

Aniki

Great christmas cheer ! For the SM's who tossed this life :

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas

May the hell be done

I tossed the loser now Im having fun

so have yourself a merry little christmas

with no mini wife

Not as good as yours but y'all get the drift

CHEERS

OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas