So SD22 "sucked it up" for a little minute. 
See my previous blog: https://www.steptalk.org/blog/aniki/oh-sd22-you-are-not-going-win-251107

Maybe she thinks DH doesn't tell me anything. Or that I'm going to put up with her shite behavior/attitude. ~snort~

Last night, I was trying to unwind from a hectic work day and was in the living room with only the table lamp on, lounging in my recliner, sipping a glass of wine, and reading a book.

~knock knock knock knock knock~

I'm not expecting any packages or any visitors (my sister), so I ignore it.

~knock knock knock knock knock~

Hiss off. This is a good book (I'm revisiting The Belgariad, dammit!)

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

I quietly get up, peek out the window (cannot be seen from the door) and see SD22's car in the driveway. Screw. That.

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

Nope. Not doing it. You burned your bridge with me a year and a half ago, PITA.

Aniki! I know you're in there! You're car's in the drive. Open the door!!

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ~

Aniki!! Open the damn door!! I'm here for my money!!!

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

ANIKI! I want my MONEY!!!! Open this f*cking door!!! AAANIIIIKIIIIII!!!!!!!!

~KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK~

The beeyotch finally left in a huff (I could hear her swearing as she stomped away).

While she was doing her best to pound down the door, I was texting with my sister. I nipped out the back, crossed the neighbor's yard to the next street, and hopped into my sister's car. We headed for the bar. Sure enough, within minutes of ordering/receiving our drinks, I get a text from SD22.

SD: I know you were home.
Me: (after a few minutes) I'm not home. I'm out with my sister.
SD: Your car is in the drive.
Me: Because she picked me up.
SD: I want my money from Dad.
Me: You have to talk to him about that. (I think that ship has sailed, beeyotch!)
SD: Thanks for nothing.
Me: Any time!!! (Yes, I bloody well did!)

I stayed out with my sister for almost 2 hours before she took me home and was still awake when DH came home.

DH: Baby, what are you doing up?
Me: Oh, I'm still keyed up from hanging out with my sister. I brought home potato skins for you.
DH: Thank you - I'm hungry!
Me: Sweetie, was I supposed to stay home tonight?
DH: No. Why??
Me: Apparently, SD22 stopped by for her money.
DH: SD22 isn't getting any money.
Me: Ah, well, she thinks she is (and handed him my phone).
DH: Baby, I can't believe you said Any Time when SD said Thanks For Nothing!
Me: Huh? (butter will not melt in my mouth at this point)
DH: Look (shows me the phone).
Me: Oh, sh!t! OOPS! I only saw the 'thanks'. Sorry, honey, I was drinking.
DH: It's okay.

At that point, DH took out his phone and called SD22. It's damn near 12:30am.

DH: Why did you come to the house?
SD: To get my money.
DH: Let's get some things straight, MISS. You knew damn good and well I was at work when you came by. Any money for Christmas was from ME, NOT Aniki. So you needed to come when *I* was home. And I don't appreciate you sending sh!tty text messages to MY WIFE because you're p!ssed at ME. She is not part of this.
SD: When can I get my money?
DH: Maybe next Christmas.
SD: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
DH: With your damn entitlement and sh!t attitude, you forfeited your gift this year. Maybe next year, too, if you don't apologize to my wife. ~click~

Yep. DH hung up on SD22, then turned off his phone. I haven't received an apology yet... DH is so freakin' PO'd with the way she acted, he will NOT forget this.

It was all Evil Aniki could do not to laugh!

No, I did NOT tell DH about SD trying to beat down the door. That will be our little secret.