She called with a 5-minute long sob story about how she's about to get fired from her job and she locked her keys in her car while the car is running and she needs DH to come save her. HA! Yeah, right. DH was like "Umm.. sorry I can't leave work."

She should know better. She better not start calling DH anytime she needs "help." That's not what he's for. After they hung up, DH said, "More like.. I won't leave work for my ex wife. Yeah right." So that's good. Just, I hope she doesn't start doing this more often.