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Which one of you slutty hoes is pissing this little snot off???

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:53am

So I run the Alternative Learning Center in my school district (tutoring for students who are suspended or have RX to be out of school for medical reasons) So I have a gal here from one of our middle schools, just started Friday and is already a royal pain in the rump according to the tutor. Today the tutor confiscated this note that the girl passed to another middle school boy (all grammar errors are HERS):

Dear Step Mom

Your not my mom you will never be called my mom yor a sluty hoe you are like 55 years old and you sleep with 5 biffrent people like stop you little fucking hore I want you to die soon I only use you for seeing my boyfriend you have neve cared about me so why the fuck you start now like bitch I don't fuck with you and when I turn 16 you better beleave I am haha fuck you you suck mad dick ha ha

Maybe if this little shit paid more attention in class she could actually spell and learn how to use punctuation. But anyway... whichever one of you "sluty mad dick sucking hoes" is pissing this girl off, please stop, because she is pissing me and my tutor off and unfortunately we're stuck with her until the end of June. Sad

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Submitted by princessmofo on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:58am

I'd like to hit her in the face... with a fucking dictionary. FFS! Stay classy, kid.

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Submitted by IamexhaustedSM on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:00pm

ha ha ha hit her in the face with a dic tionary LOL

Can we put that dic tionary in a bag Wink

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Submitted by IamexhaustedSM on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 11:59am

OMG that SD deserves a car when she turns 16 and a vacation with her boyfriend funded by the dick sucking SM that she hates so much and SM better do it or daddykins will be very mad and blame SM for all that is wrong with sweet little SD that does no wrong...

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:16pm

I really wasn't sure? :? Maybe I'll call her in my office tomorrow for a discussion about the importance of punctuation

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:48pm

That is usually what I say to DH. Yet he must not take me serious because he still uses that line. LOL!

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:03pm

I suck mad dick all.the.time. Wink I prefer nice dick. Kind dick. Funny dick. Mad dick is just so angry and mad. But I do it!

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Submitted by IamexhaustedSM on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:15pm

That explains everything. DH has mad dick. He likes to slap me in the face with it on Saturday mornings to wake me up.

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Submitted by mommy0104 on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:07pm

This kid needs a high five................to the face............hard...........with a book!!! }:)

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:14pm

I know right? I don't believe I saw her name in the National Junior Honor Society recent induction? Strange :?

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Submitted by NoWireCoatHanga... on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:20pm

I would get a red pen and circle all the spelling errors and write spelling over them and then add correct punctuation and write run on sentence.

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Submitted by Drac0 on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:29pm

You know, for fun, I was going to do just that, but this last sentence perplexes me.

>I turn 16 you better beleave I am haha fuck you you suck mad dick ha ha<

I mean, this is right up there with the cut scene from the (badly) translated Japaneese video game "HA HA! All your base are belong to us!"

Don't know what the heck it means but they made memes out of it.

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:41pm

There was honestly a bit more after that but for the life of me I have no clue what it says???? I will type it just for your viewing pleasure to see if you can make any sense of it??

you lupies bitch that why you never fefd me uu stupid ass bitch you prodely get titp by giving tapen that y you get extra tips boii.

I don't know if she was tripping by the end of the note or maybe starting some psychotic breakdown? But neither the tutor nor I could make hide nor hair of that last line :?

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Submitted by Drac0 on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:51pm

My reaction is the same as yours

:?

At this point, I am thinking that text got scrambled by the Enigma code.

Either that or it's Welsh.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:51pm

Translated: You loopy bitch. That is why you never fed me you stupid ass bitch. You probaby get tips by giving tapes and you get extra tips booooiiiii! (in Flavor Flavs voice.)

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Submitted by B22S22 on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 1:36pm

What is "giving tapes"? Seriously. Here I thought I was pretty with the times, but apparently not??

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Submitted by Redredwine on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 12:39pm

Definitely! AND grade it. Then hand it back to her and tell her you expect a fixed, final copy on your desk by Friday.

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 1:05pm

Hey that's pretty good! I had a headache from reading the damn thing by the time I got to that part and gave up trying to translate!

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Submitted by princessmofo on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 1:19pm

ROFL!!!

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 1:58pm

LOL!

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Submitted by princessmofo on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 1:24pm

I feel like I lost brain cells trying to translate this. Perhaps someone should let little Miss Sunshine know that it's very hard for people to take you and your cause seriously when you have the vocabulary of a sloth. Seriously, I've pooped out turds that posses more intelligence than this shining example of youth. Maybe she and twat waffle are from the same home planet or circle of hell? Tell me, Daisy does she spell 'gnats' as 'knats'? Perhaps she also believes 'purge' means to keep, like twat waffle...

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 7:00pm

Wish I was that slutty hoe. Man, 5 guys? She has one for almost every night of the week! And it'll never be boring!

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Submitted by oneoffour on Tue, 05/12/2015 - 8:51pm

Can't be me. I am only 53. }:)
And if I was her tutor I would point out her spelling mistakes and instruct her to copy the correct spelling out 500 times per word. But that is just me.

Then send it to her father.