HOLY SHIT.

Ok for one, the grammar is so atrocious I want to die. Second, what brought this on? Why would the sister in law suddenly want to be friends on fb.
Also, why be friends on fb? Why not just send the fb message? Completely illogical. I'd ignore her, block her. Something

...that was really hard to decipher.

Have fun with her, she sounds like a real treat!

That is the least articulate conversation I have ever heard. These are the two governing principles of my life : 1) I do not negotiate with terrorists [as in the self-proclaimed babymomma, the aunt on my father's side who announced to my entire extended family at christmas that I smoke, the boss who hit on me, etc.] and 2) I do not argue with dumb people. Learn them, love them and use them.

Wait. What?

I'm not sure I'm understanding this correctly. The person that sent you this drivel called *you* ghetto?

Wait. What?

That's classy. Congratulations to DH on getting off that crazy train. Can you imagine having to spend the holidays with those people? For that matter, can you imagine having to admit that you were related to that person?

Excuse me, everyone. I have to go jot down something I'm grateful for not having to deal with in my little notepad of shit I'm grateful for. *classy relatives*

I could not understand a word of that entire blog - not one word - but I am of the generation that does not text - I write complete words, use proper punctuation, and correct spelling. I also have never spoken to my DH's Ex-wife's family. So I could not understand why she felt the need to even try to friend you - she sounds like a drama queen. I get enough of that from BM - I would not even have answered her - I would have hit ignore and then I would have blocked her. I could not have answered her because I do not understand what she is trying to write and it is very difficult to read anything when people use all caps. I think something I am very thankful for this month is that I don't have to deal with your BM's SIL - Good Luck!

I understood everything, since we have to deal with a ghetto crackhead type Bm.
My advice, DONT ANSWER to any of that crap and document everything she or anybody on her sides sends you. If i were you print this out and start a folder with bm crap, keep everything. By the looks of it you are going to need it later, so the sooner you start collecting everything the better.

That was the worst thing I have ever read in my WHOLE life. WHAT WAS THAT???? Never post anything like that ever again! I have a headache from reading it! HAHAHAH!

I am just kidding! (sarcasm) I bet you have a headache from reading that too! OMG! I've never seen anyone type anything out like that ever! You should have responded with words that were like 15 letters long...that, that idiot would not understand! I would have! Just to insult her intelligence or lack there of ever more! That was awful!!!!!

I did read your post...honestly - did she ever find the damn shorts she was like accusing you of stealing? haha!

What the fuck is that shit? Or should I say sheeeeeeeeeeeeettttt???

In order to keep up with that ghetto bitch's sorry ass comments...oh my god!

'Ole girl gonna put you on blast!! Fo shizzle! Ya'll got shit to say...STEP UP!!!

Does this bitch walk around wearing hoodies and wear her pants low so her underwear hangs out? Does she give street signs like the sideways V and suck in her cheeks as she does it so she looks GANGSTA??

If so, Def Jam Records is missin' out! Where is her audition tapes????? Where's Russell Simmons when ya need him??

People messin' with 'ole girl's head..up in her grill..homey don't play that game...yo yo yo!!

All kidding aside though???? What a bunch of messed up horseshit. That woman needs her hind end nailed to the side of a barn and shot at so she couldn't run. I'd block and delete her sorry ass so fast her nasty ass comments would be a distant memory. I'm sorry.....I'd eat an idiot like this for breakfast. So childish.

Wow. You'll never fix STUPID so just ignore her.
And why even respond? You knew who she was, I think you need to just let it go.

My SD and her ghetto friends all write crap like this too. I agree, I never would have responded and definitely keep the messages in a word file or print them off. Then I would completely block her and everyone she knows. Then I would report her to facebook for threatening language. Good luck! I'm sure that this crap will continue in one form or another.
On the bright side, if you're anything like me, I feel totally superior when I read ignorant messages like the ones you received.

Also, don't respond in their language if u do respond again. Make her have to get out a dictionary. B this and b that doesn't make u sound much better than her, but we know you are.

Did I just watch an episode of Maury Povich?

You can report her to face book. It will show that she contacted you first. I had to do this with my aunt yep you read right my aunt. She tried to start a fight with me a really bad one that involved my mom. She tried to threaten me that she would tell my mom something that I can't even remember now but it was so stupid. My mom knows me better than that and knows her sister so it didn't fly. Then she tried to threaten me that she would report me to FB, I told her to go ahead in fact I'd save her the trouble and do it myself b/c all they have to do is see who contacted who first and what they said. she shut up and I never heard from her again. I agree though don't respond.