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I almost had a heart attack yesterday

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Submitted by Drac0 on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 7:57am

I go into the bathroom and couldn't believe my eyes!

Someone changed the TP roll.

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

And before any of you ask, I am positive it wasn't me. I didn't get up in the middle of the night, nor did I order anyone to do it.

It was total FM! (Fucking Magic!)

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 8:02am

Send them to my house because SD16 does not know how to do that! She came home Tuesday evening. BS4 went into her bathroom shortly after she was in there and bitched that there was no TP, so I got him some, BUT (because I am a bitch) I did NOT leave the roll in there, sorry but I am not catering to her lazy/grossness. Last night I looked, STILL no TP in there.

She is just nasty... I shudder. Please send your TP fairy my way

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 9:30am

What in the sam hill did your DH say??? I wouldn't even tolerate this from my 4 year old, much less a 17 year old.

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Submitted by Drac0 on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 10:21am

My Dad threw me into a wall. Seriously, I was like superman for a whole 3 seconds last time I disrespected him. He grabbed me and literally threw me. I was airborne and everything....

You even heard the superman theme song: "Ta-dada-daaaa!!!".....*SMASH*

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Submitted by HadEnoughx5 on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 9:40pm

I have a vision that your wife was laying in bed when she heard SS get up to go to the bathroom. She probably got up and wiped his ass for him, used the last piece of paper and therefor changed the TP! }:)