Oh God, I really have to learn to stay away...I said I was going to take a break from STalk but I just.

HAVE.

TO.

SHARE!!!

SS's homework assignment was to list 4. FOUR things that make SS unique.

Shucks...you all know where this is headed so I really should stop writing....BUT I CAN'T STOP!!

SS couldn't think of anything - anything at all that makes him unique. So he asked his mother.

I'm in the kitchen cleaning up and I can overhear the whole convo. I thought that dear mother dearest, who loves her little pumpkin more than life and whipped cream would fill the void with rainbows and unicorns...

BUT NO!!! DW couldn't think of anything either!

I hear the footsteps of my dear pilgrims coming to the kitchen to ask me - the Guru - of my thoughts.

I cannot tell if it was wisdom or sheer panic that struck me, but I immediately shot my 220lb form into one of the kitchen pantries in a vain attempt to camouflage myself amongst the pots and pans. Unfortunately for me, the pilgrims do not suffer from any form of visual impairment.

I was lucky however, to keep my back turned to them...

"Oh Drac0? Do you have any ideas on what SS could write on his homework assignment? He has to list four things that make him uni..."

"HE'S TALL!!!"

Please go away! Please go away! Please go away!

"Tall? Tall! Hey yeah! SS! You can write down that you are tall! Urm...anything else?"

"Uh...no...*giggle* *cough* *Cough*....other than that, I got nothing."

Please not to be asking guru more than one question. Thank you. I hope this had been enlightening, have a nice day!