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DH's Missing Underwear FOUND

fedupstep's picture

For almost a year, DH has been slowly 'losing' his underwear. He would constantly ask me if I had thrown it out, which I hadn't, and I was seriously thinking that he might be cheating.

The other day I needed to get something off the top shelf of my closet and went into sd16's room to get the step ladder we store in her closet. When I was returning it I noticed a zipped up hoodie with something peeking out from top of the zipper. I unzipped it and there were 5 pairs of DH's underwear.

I took a picture and texted it to him 'mystery solved'. The picture was dark and he couldn't really make out what it was. I told him and he didn't respond back.

When he got home he charged upstairs and went right into sd16's room. He must of asked me a half dozen times, 'is this exactly how you found it?'. Yes, DH...you freak of a daughter is stealing your underwear and hiding them in her room.

She knew we knew they were missing...we had mentioned it casually before in front of her, asking her to check her clean laundry to see it any were put there by mistake. She always said no.

At first he said, 'maybe she was just hanging them up for me'. IN HER CLOSET DH? SERIOUSLY? He can't deny it, but his knee-jerk reaction is to defend her. He is obviously disturbed by this. I told him not to say anything to her till she is here on Friday...then he has 10 minutes to bring it up to her or I will.

How I see this going down:

She will deny everything after staring at us with her mouth hanging open like she always does when she gets caught in her shit.
She will blame me, "fedup must have put them there and forgot"
She will blame DH, "you said I could have them ddddaaadddddyyyyyyy"
She will cry and still deny.
She will finally fess up and say she didn't know why she took them and then get mad at mostly me for embarrassing her freak ass.

DH will do one of two things:

He will have her empty her closet and under the bed to find any more treasures that may be lurking.
He will just shut down and they will both pretend it never happened.

And if she doesn't empty the closet, I will.

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bearcub25's picture

I thought SS taking SDs panties was pretty sick, but this I can't even put into words.

How can he even look at her knowing. EWWWW.

BethAnne's picture

I would either think it is a cry for attention or a passive aggressive way to get back at her dad for something.

fedupstep's picture

She is the classic attention seeker...and she has been upset with her dad since father's day when they had a blow up and he sent her back to BM's. At this point, nothing would surprise me.

DaizyDuke's picture

AHHHH the case of the Disappearing Drawers.. the Lost Loincloths! The Skeevy Skid

Where's Sweat Pea with her hilarious take on this??? Wink

twopines's picture

Fruit of the Loominati...Bwahahah!!!

fedupstep's picture

Lol!;)

DaizyDuke's picture

I bet Cactus's crazy BM knows all about this Fruit of the Loominati! ohhhhh maybe Fedups SD is practicing to be a reptile person???

Justme54's picture

I agree...she is trying to stir up some shit. She is 16. You said yourself...You had thoughts he might be cheating. Other thought, is SD very boyish...maybe, she dreams of being a boy. I do not know what else to think.

fedupstep's picture

Deep down i didn't really think he was cheating...we were just going crazy trying to figure out what had happened to them. I knew i hadn't done anything to them and he was insisting he hadn't either. As crazy as sd16 can be it never occured to either of us that she could be involved. And no, she's not boyish at all...just deranged.

B22S22's picture

OK first of all, who hangs up their underwear? Was your DH really serious when he said maybe she was hanging them up? Let alone, in HER closet. I'm still hung-up on the hung-up underwear. Your DH was really grasping at straws on that one.

B22S22's picture

and to tag onto your tag line:

"Eff Satan. He can eat my shorts.... unless Fedup's SD steals them first."

BarkAtTheMoon's picture

I wanted to ask if she was going to perhaps IRON them for DH before she HUNG them up? She has Daddeee issues, like my SD19. I finally called an attorney today. You can't fix stupid OR batshit crazy. It's in their blood.......

So sorry you found this weird shit. I had to do a double-take. I thought you had an SS, not an SD, and that MAY have made a little more sense....but a female?......Ugh, either Daddee Issues or Demon Spawn, trying to set you up.

~ Moon

nunya1983's picture

I think probably she wanted you to think he was cheating and took his underwear for that reason. She couldn't throw them away because then you'd see them

nunya1983's picture

Lmoa!

fedupstep's picture

I am laughing so hard dh just asked ne what's so funny. I would love to say, 'your crazy, boundary-less daughter.'

MidwestStepmom's picture

I would get her into some therapy. I just went through this with ss13. He went on a panty raid of BM and myself.

MidwestStepmom's picture

We still don't know, he refuses to tell us. The therapist refuses to press for information and Bm refuses to get a different therapist.

ChiefGrownup's picture

Uber crazy crazoid. "Girl, wtf is wrong with you" is the only thing I could say to her.

Be on your guard. This reminds me of that poor woman who married a Kennedy who already had kids. She ended up hanging herself. The "grieving" widower (the Kennedy) then revealed that his 8(?) year old had been complaining stepmother was stealing little girl things from her and Dad refused to believe it but after the suicide found the kid's things in the stepmother's drawer.

This crazy 16 yr old is going to accuse op of setting HER up, just watch. She was even probably planning to tuck them in op's belongings somewhere which is probably what happened to the poor Kennedy stepmother.

Either that or she was just sewing general discord and mayhem. Or she's a super sick freak and wtf is wrong with her!?!?!?!!

kathc's picture

That's seriously screwed up.

My money is on she freaks out, cries then they both pretend it never happened. I'll be here waiting with popcorn and wine.

kathc's picture

Really? Wow.

I'm sorry they removed your comment but it's kind of cool they wrote that instead of just deleting or banning you.

kathc's picture

And, shit, taush...now I really wanna know what was so naughty they deleted it. Lol

Redredwine's picture

Moon, can you mail the hhog quick to fedup and Drac0 do you have any extra Nutella you can send? Let the little guy live inside the hoodie off Nutella and see how long it takes SD to notice. He can nest in the underwear.