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love_my_shichi's picture

Every Friday night the douche boys come for dinner. They stay until Sunday. I don't join them at meals anymore because I refuse to have every dish I make be criticized and sit at a table with rude selfish brats who scream and grab things with their fingers....take an entire dish full of one thing before it gets passed around...burp, fart, well you know the routine. Well, for months now they have been SUPPOSEDLY clearing the dishes off the table after dinner and I can hear that once again they have jumped up from the meal and run downstairs back to the XBOX without even putting their own plates away. Where they will reside all weekend. Why does it bother me SO MUCH that my fiancee keeps promising me that he will make them do SOMETHING....but yet again....HE NEVER DOES AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES AN EXCUSE FOR THEM. WHY??? Oh, I told them I got it this time because the new halo just came out. Or....oh, they had soccer practice, or the dishwasher was full of clean dishes, or oh I forgot to tell them. What's even funnier is that they were discussing careers at the table (I was eavesdropping) and apparently older douche, the dumbest of them all, is going to be a brain surgeon when he grows up. He cannot even take on the responsibility of taking a shower once a week on his own or change clothes....in fact he wore the same shirt two years in a row in his school pictures. But he is apparently BRAIN SURGEON MATERIAL. This is the boy who told me my face looks like an old suitcase at Thanksgiving two years ago. That was a bright move.

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MarriedaBallessWonder's picture

I feel for ya! My 2 stepshits have been told literally THOUSANDS of times to pick up their plates after dinner and put them in the dishwasher.

EVERY single fucking time we eat they have to be told to put the dishes in the dishwasher. I almost had a break down over it this summer.

REALLY, they are THAT stupid? Oldest Stepstink has an extremely high IQ but can't remember to wash his dish after a meal. Give me an f'ing break!

I don't know about your skidmarks, but I think mine do it on purpose to piss me off. And, like your DH, my DH makes excuse after excuse for them - or does their dishes for them. It ENRAGES me.

I hope my lazy asshole Stepshits don't need help with anything when they get older. I will do what they do and that is stand around with my thumb up my ass, staring and farting.

Lazy good for nothing teenagers! I HATE them!