Favorite BM Names..
So I have been trying to find some inspiration for a unique BM name. Quite honestly, I've come up with too many. I know quite a few of you have great names for your BMs, but would love to know how you came to them.
My current names for BM right now are:
Crazy
Psycho
Golden (in front of SD)
Bitchface (this is SO's)
I am so not unique at this time.
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My fav is psycho bitch
My fav is psycho bitch (psycho for short). DH likes to refer to her as dumb ass.
We just do the crazy twirly
We just do the crazy twirly cuckoo motion next to our head and know who we're talking about.
But DH used to just call her f***face before I started the motion instead to be PG.
Ice queen. Fun killer. The
Ice queen. Fun killer. The Douche.
We call her Satan. She makes
We call her Satan. She makes life hell
We don't even think enough of
We don't even think enough of BM to have a name for her LOL.
We don't call her her real name either. she's just "SD7's mom".
That's the only good thing she's ever done in life - birth SD. & if she had a choice she wouldn't have.
She Whose Name Shall Not Be
She Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken
That Horrible Woman
The Devil
The Shrieker
That Person
We basically try to block her identity (her name, her face, her existence) from our consciousness. It works! We have a few profane names that we used to refer to her by but we're all about transcendence now. Calling someone a "cum dumpster" just makes you feel as dirty as they are, I guess. Ha!
The Drama Llama - or DL1 for
The Drama Llama - or DL1 for short (DL2 is SD - aka PBF or Princess Bitchface)
The Ass
The Ass
Wolf. Short for 'Shewolf'.
Wolf. Short for 'Shewolf'.
these are funny! we don't
these are funny!
we don't have a nickname for her, but isn't it interesting how their names start to have such a negative feel to them after awhile. Like if I hear her name in a movie I cringe. Or it were an author's name of a book, I would have to boycott the book! seriously I Couldn't be friends with a woman with her name, even if the woman was really cool (opposite of BM). NOOOOPE.
You want to hear funny and
You want to hear funny and name associations....
I am literally surrounded. OUR street name is a female name one letter different from BM's name - it has 7 letters and one letter in the middle is an "e" instead of an "a".... the next street along is my ex's fiancé's name.... Exactly - there are two spellings of her name, and it's her spelling of course.
I'd much rather we lived in Llama lane....
Twat Waffle. Look up the
Twat Waffle. Look up the definition in the Urban Dictionary. She's had 8 kids. Nuff said
Dipshit is my everyday word.
Dipshit is my everyday word. Twat Waffle for when I'm really on a role.
Cuntzilla. Princess
Cuntzilla. Princess Cuntzilla, Gold Digga, Knuckle Dragging swamp cunt.