My own phone has bandoned me.  Mom and dad arrived on the 20th for the holidays.

Anytime my dad tries to access Siri on his phone, my Siri answers him.  We sound that much alike.

My bride and my parents are ganging up on me.

I feel so unloved.  My bride is my parent's daughter.  My parents like her more than they do me.

Nobody loves me.

 My aunt just left to return home after arriving on the 24th for Chistmas and to celebrate mom's 80th birthday on the 26th.  

We celebrated mom's birthday with a wonderful dinner at Gordon Ramsey's Hell's Kitchen.  As we were leaving Hell's Kitchen my aunt pointed out a young man at a table with a cowboy had on and dared my mom to go take his hat off and tell him that gentlement do not dine with a hat on. My mom turned to get the hat and my dad grabbed her with an alarmed "NO!" and led her out the door as my mom and my aunt broke down in laughter.  There ware at least 4 people waiting for their tables. Half of them busted out laughing the other half were looking may parents and my aunt like they were insane. The kid took his hat off. Even the kid's parents were laughing.

You can't let those two out in public unsupervised.

We have had a blast together since mom and dad arrived.

Now I am going to do my mom assigned chore list.  I will be chore list laborer until mom and dad head home on the 2nd.

Dad just walked by and announced "Now I am going over here to kiss my bride."   I wonder where I get it from?  Hmmmm?

In all seriousness. I am blessed to have won the parent lottery and the wife lottery. At least the second time I played.  I hope everyone had a great Christmas and is progressing to a wonderful new year.