Husband starts new job, wants to get SD this week, ummm no...that means me alone with the SD....all day........she crys for nothing (after all needs plus some wants are met), she's whinny, she falls out, she throws things, she hits, she uses profanity (mind you, this girl is only about 19 months)........so what will we do all day, every day, this week?

Me: "No, stop, put it down. Don't bother that, please, stop, hey, come here, what is that, take is out ur mouth, sit down, don't climb on that."
SD (19 months): "NO, BITCh"
SD:" NOOOO, STOPPP, BEAt ASS"

Now.....what a pleasant week to look forward too...