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The Back Story on the Houseshitting Incident (for those of you who are rather new) Spring of '09

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 2:30pm

Chef (biodad) was (and still would be had all three not PASed out) a MASSIVE GUILTY PARENT. He kissed ass and kissed ass and kiss ass till his extremely thin lips were purple.

Back in '03/'04 I had a HELL of a time convincing him early on that co-sleeping was BAD for children (and adults) but I digress.

Back in '08 and '09, I tried to tell Chef that waking up YSS (at the time stb 7) in the middle of the night on a Saturday morn to web surf with him for toys is disruptive to everyone's sleep patterns. He would NOT believe me, instead preferring to believe that his kids were "different" and "special" so they needed little sleep!!! :jawdrop: :barf:

Chef would wake up early on a Saturday morn (3-4 a.m.) get out his laptop and sit on a sofa, which, at the time was right across the room that YSS slept in. Nine times out of ten the bedroom door would be OPEN because of some lame-ass excuse to get out of bed. So the blue glow of the laptop would rouse YSS out of a sound sleep. The two would snuggle on the sofa and surf for, in this case, CHRISTMAS toys (bear in mind it was early MARCH and YSS would start asking for Xmas toys--which coincided with Chef's birthday)

Well after several heated arguments with Chef on why it is bad to wake up a youngster at 3-4 a.m. on Saturday instead of letting him sleep simply for your own selfish needs to snuggle with said youngster, he finally gave in.

First weekend of no snuggling--I heard YSS wake up and play with a few toys in the room around 3:30. NOTHING was wrong (physically) with him. He crept into our room (without knocking of course) several times to see if daddykins was up and ready for their "quality time." Finally he started forcing himself to vomit. I did not buy it for one moment, but Chef was fooled completely. Did he not "get it" when pooooor sick skid asked for a DONUT AND CHOCOLATE MILK as he normally did when being sent back to mommykins?

Next weekend of no snuggling. SAME SCENARIO. Nothing wrong and heard him gleefully playing in anticipation of another 3 a.m. snuggling session. Once again he peered into our room several times. Then I heard whimpering and a HORRIBLE SMELL wafted into our bedroom. I woke up Chef who was sound asleep snoring like crazy. He jumped out of bed only to find that YSS had purposely shitted all in his room, throughout the house and had rubbed it into my furniture. THANK GOD I had stayed with the dumpster diving furniture. Chef immediately took him into the shower and asked WHY he did this? Of course the response was a tearful "I DON'T KNOOOOW!" Then of course, Chef blamed it on something traumatic that was happening at the BM's house (insert eyeroll)

From then on it was EXTRA STERILIZING every time YSS would leave the house from his entitlement training sess. . .err I mean "visitation." The two older ones had already long PASed out by this time.

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Submitted by Teas83 on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 2:42pm

That is the most extreme attention-seeking behaviour I've ever heard of.

There are no words.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 3:20pm

By the next day (Sunday) Chef was calling to pick him up again and buying him toys.

There was an incident before this that really opened my eyes as well.

By September of that year, YSS finally PASed out like the older two over a home cooked meal. He went back and told the CPS WORKER BM that he was eating "too slowly" and that was why he was "kicked out."

This from a kid who literally ate so fast as to jam hot dogs down his throat and would choke on them (possibly training for a future career but I digress)

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Submitted by Delilah on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 3:29pm

Omg your dh woke his 6 yr old early hours of the morning for "quality time" aka toys r us shopping?! :jawdrop: wtf is wrong with him? You are still with him?!!! :jawdrop:

No wonder the spoilt boy wonder turned to extreme behaviour when daddy stopped that toy mining expedition! However, the fact he smeared excretment all around the house is absolutely extreme and DISGUSTING :sick: and just demonstrates what length children can and WILL go to in order to act out their frustrations and in an attempt to re-engage enabling, dysfunctional parents. Your dh and his ex sound like awful parents tbh and no doubt have produced yet more useless adults who are unable to function in the normal world!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 4:05pm

Yes, they both are HORRIBLE parents and should have been fixed from birth. So far the results of such non-parenting:

OSS (will be 18 next month-CS goes to 21 here) is an unemployable, very unattractive pot fiend who has no future planned other than to be a Rock Star (TM) which he has NO hope of ever being. I used to think red heads were cute (think Opie Taylor) until I met Chef's kids.

SD (stb 16) A quasi budding lesbian with men-hating tendencies who is also dating a 19 year old young man who works at Burger King. Once again she was filled with pipe dreams as she was supposed to be the "athletic one" (TM) who would get into university via an athletic scholarship. Most recently, her friend ratted her out on FB, informing SD's boyfriend that she didn't show up to practice and wouldn't be playing in the school game at another school. Boyfriend was wishing SD luck at the game.

YSS (11 1/2) "The houseshitter" who was the most manipulative of all and exhibited mega "mini-wife" status during visitation in which Chef was oddly flattered and treated YSS like his lover. Was EXTREMELY attention seeking (still is--he literally crashed the stage of a band that mommykins was watching--got up on stage and was making his usual "peace" motion with outstretched arms like some sort of Rock Star (TM). Mommykins is filling him with pipe dreams--sending him to drama camp (sort of ironic, yes?) and CampRocStar, just as she did OSS.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 3:58pm

ANNNNND now you know why I don't "grieve" over the fact ALL THREE are PASed out. Nor do I feel bad for Chef anymore. He brought this on himself.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 4:07pm

OH NO, he lives in "parallel fantasy world" a division of Ostrich, Inc.

He always says that the skids PASed out because he was "too strict." I usually end up wetting myself a little when he says that. When he is in one of his booze fueled tantrums, he usually likes to blame ME that his kids PASed out because I was "too mean to them."

Logic would dictate "pick one." But then again WHEN has logic EVER entered into a guilty parent's mind?

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Submitted by Delilah on Mon, 09/15/2014 - 4:56pm

Drama camp?! Rock camp?! Bloody hell are they real camps? :jawdrop: are you sure bm didnt in fact enrol the little blighters in turd camp? "welcome to the wacky world of camp faeces, where your precious darlings will learn to curl those chocolate logs like a mr whippy ice cream" :?

Sorry but your dh sounds like a deluded, self pitying moron. I would probably laugh in his face at his sheer absurdity esp when he pointed his twisted finger in your direction. What a tool.