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Christmas is Co-ming; the Skids are Getting Fat. . .

thinkthrice's picture

Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:10am

Please put a xanax in ol' Step Mom's Bag.

So those of you who have skids who have not PASed out yet, what to get for the holidays?

This item seems to have a lot of potential:

http://www.gagworks.com/Liquid-Ass-Spray-6909-0X.aspx

Have a skid who is pissing and shitting on purpose at your house? Amp up the smell and let DH get a whiff.

Or in the reverse. . . want to keep skids out of YOUR bathroom? Sounds ideal.

Or this to capture those unseen dirty looks: http://www.gagworks.com/Rear-View-Sunglasses-10615-0X.aspx

Have a problem with skids stealing goodies? This should fill the bill: http://www.gagworks.com/Shocking-Candy-Jar-5149-0X.aspx

Skid who hogs the TV? http://www.gagworks.com/Shock-Remote-Control-1489-0X.aspx

Man, if my skids were not PASed out, I'd be their biggest customer!

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stepinafrica's picture

Submitted by stepinafrica on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 3:01am

LOL! I can just picture the witch from Hansel and Gretel 'With what shall I baste thee? Butter or gravy?'

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Submitted by StepLady on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 4:11am

We will get kids wish lists from BM2 anyday now I am sure! She loves to send us that shit, we do not even bother to respond and its so funny how long and expensive their lists are each year and we never buy anything on the list. I will tell you why, because they can both read and write by now they write a list to santa at our house and the shit she asks for on their behalf is never on the lists they make! And anything we buy stays at our home anyways. Last year and year before BM2 wanted UGG boots for SD, yeah right! I have several pairs and I love them, but I take them to get cleaned and my feet are done growing! SD is only in elementary school and like any kid doesnt take care of shit. I also asked her if she liked them and she said she did not know what are UGG boots!