Or should I say FOSTER Mother of the Year.   The Girhippo tried fostering, for the $$$$, of course, which lasted about 5 nanoseconds.  Seeing that parenting ISN'T her forte, the moment foster kid got into a conflict with OSS, at the time 14, out the door foster kid went.

Fast forward to today--the Girhippo went from CPS worker, to waitress (trying to get grants for SD to get into community college) to working for a non profit foster care center  where she screens foster parents!!!  The irony is absolutely delicious!  Here her very own children are turning out to be complete failures in every aspect due to her laissez faire approach to parenting and yet she is screening OTHERS for parenting viability.

Chef's work took me into Girhippoburg aka White Trash Nation and there in her front yard was one of those advertisement signs recruiting for foster parents and advocating the agency where she works.   She really LoVeS to put her MOTY creds on display to the entire town of 5,000.

Her own children suffer from lack of delayed gratification, and are completely feral.  Basically pets who have no skills for the adult world or how to take care of themselves.