Sung to the tune of "Roar" by Katie Perry

I used to tape my room and make a mess
Always rocked the boat and held my breath
So-I-yelled noisily, protested angrily

I guess that I forgot I paid no bills
I said you push me all against my will
I stood for in-sol-ence; so I fought on everything

I dis-obeyed,
At every chance (HEY)
Just stood there and blew off some gas
I kicked the cat,
Blamed Baby Voice

Just ran off cause I made my choice
I dis-obeyed,
At every chance (HEY)
Did my special little snowflake dance
I Epic Failed,--Me-dusa Bailed. . .

(CHORUS)

I got the boot of Medusa, a lo-ser, skipping on her CS
'Cause I am a lo-ser,
And I'm gonna eat some cr-OWWWW
Chompin', faster than a weasle
'Cause I am a lo-ser,
And I'm gonna eat some cr-OWWWWW