HA!!!! I LOL'ed at this one!!!

My language isn't abrasive at all..perhaps you can't take criticism? :?
And no, I think it would be the height of stupidity to bribe or pay off children for something that you tell them to do. Obviously, some people aren't afraid of heights.

I bet they have a license plate that says ASS-MAN like Kramer from Seinfeld. LOL

I am Angelina Jolie and I am raising a plethora of rainbow colored children while maintaining a career and being engaged to one of the world's most beautiful men.

Plus, I am also a doctor who specializes in narcissistic behavior, schizophrenia, and treat patients who suffer under delusions of grandeur.

Makes it easy to see the signs.

And yes, everyone-Brad IS good in bed.

LMFAO!

Tip# 2: Never ever EVER tell your child "no". They'll hate you forever.

I soooooooooooooo identify with that one! SS 14 at the time got birthday money and it was burning a hole in his pocket. Gamestop was a MUST! I said NO! OMG I shall perish in hell for that one!

Believe me. I'm a doctor.

I guess she wants you to give them a dog treat?

OK I am going to take my 10 bucks and bet that you don't get an answer to this very insightful question.... just sayin' you always seem to ask these logic, to the point questions, and the OP avoids em.

Right?? OMG, I have been dying laughing at this whole blog.
I cannot WAIT for tip #2. I just wonder how her DOG behaves!

well, i guess she told us.....

how's that shit splatter coming along?

"There is a schedule, a mission, a financial budget and a list of rules that are signed by all children in the household."
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Perhaps there is all of that, but don't forget about payroll.

Yes,hon. You are the only one of us that knows how to run a house....yawn.......whatever you say. Why do you think you pay more taxes than anyone else here? Do you REALLY think you are the only professional (and I seriously doubt your claims) on this site?
I know a LOT of doctors, and not one of them sounds as uneducated as you. Curious.

Didn't you say you became a blended family very recently? How recently was this wonderful occurence?

"I pay more taxes than most of you put together."
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I'll bet you pay your kids more than most of us put together too.

P.S. You don't have it all. You're kids/skids have your bank account.

That's too bad. I'm more a Jen fan.

You do know you just called your children narcissistic? As in, damaged psychologically? LOL

OMG, I love you. Your husband calls you a MACHINE, and you think it is complimentary?? I am dying. Machines are cold, hard, robotic, and cannot think for themselves. Are you sure you want to keep bragging on that??? LOL
Please post tip #2. I cannot WAIT.

Mental image of her stamping her foot and crossing her arms. Screen name should be Varooka.

I wouldn't hang with Angelina...even for $10.

What's wrong with "twopines"?

Pine trees are peaceful, perhaps even "tranquil", and I have TWO of them.

Sheesh.

>>>>but BM even said to DH "Aren't you glad I cheated on you, otherwise you would have never met SM and been so happy". He said "It is the BEST wedding gift anyone could have ever given me"

Wow, that is so.... weird.

I am glad you found some humor in this thread... it did take off on a comidic trail there

Let me be clear... most of us here, are very sarcastic. I think if we weren't, we would go crazy with some of the stuff we have to deal with. Included in that sarcasm, I believe a great many of us used sarcasm in our screen names. Mine, there is BULLSHIT Goin on, but not from my sweet sweet SS, he is amazing. It is his BM that is full of "it". We have had a lot of BM's come and go on this board that just come in here to stir up crap and leave.

You have to admit, to waltz on to a STEPparenting board, and tell us that we should PAY our kids to be polite, is quite outlandish. For one, we aren't all... DOCTORS. I mean DH and I make really good money, but I feel that if I have to PAY my kids to behave, I have failed as a parent. I am a little astonished that with all of you education and degrees you can't see the issues with this method.

I don't really want to be more like you, in the sense that I don't want to have to PAY my children to show me respect. I have EARNED that through, well... BIRTHING THEM and caring for them and loving and providing for them... provide them a safe place to live and eat and all of that good stuff.

I am glad that your Skids get along with you. That is nice that you have that. I am just not on board with your method of getting them there. I do my way, you do yours.

And on another note... I am not REALLY an "evil Stepmom" that too is sarcasm. My SS loves me.

*water spew*

omfg

That right there would explain EVERYthing.

Plus, I think she has only been a stepmom to these creatures for a short time. Of course, she won't answer that question.

And send our kids to her? Ewwwwww. Creepy.

Who called someone dude? Please have a meeting with your personalities and get it straight before you post again. It would be quite helpful. Perhaps one of your assistants can carve the doll vulva while you get it together.

If you are an adult addressing another adult, then both adults are peers. In that case, "dude" is appropriate - as would be "chick," "hon," "sweetie," or even "you there."