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Submitted by Drac0 on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 9:30am

A quickie but a goody

This convo occured just last night while we were all having dinner (me, DW, SS, with BS and BD).

DW: "The kids are eating really well! Let's say after they finish eating we treat them to some (spelling) I. C. E....C. R. E. A. M."

Me: "Sounds good to me."

SS: "What are we having after Mom?"

DW: "I. C. E....C. R. E. A. M..."

SS: *blink* *blink* "What is Icky Kram?"

You can't make this stuff up folks....

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Submitted by Drac0 on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 9:50am

I knew this comment was coming!

Rutherford's Law!

ETA: What happened afterwords was that we all laughed! Even BS and BD (even though they were laughing because we were laughing)

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:14am

He only has to be smarter than SS. And maybe the barking wafts the farts away from his nose.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:44pm

We own Firefly, all Star Wars, and all Star Trek movies. I just bought all of the Star Trek original tv series. As for nerd-dom, DH has 100+ National Geographic, PBS, and other smart, nerdy "learning" dvds.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:51pm

Not when he wants to watch NG or some other such thing for DAYS on end! And if Stephen Hawking is in it, we own it! We have around 2000 dvds. :O

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:54pm

This month we've gotten (all series): Vikings, From Dusk Til Dawn, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, and 2-3 others. He's a junkie...

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Submitted by Drac0 on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 1:00pm

>You want cheesy, check out "Metal Hurlant Chronicles."<

I concur with this. It's really bad, but there are some good gems in there. Plus James Marsters was in an episode.

I gotta go back and continue watching...

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Submitted by Willow2010 on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:09am

He so reminds me of my SS. Thank goodness mine went into military. You need to start bringing that up NOW. Ask SS and BM (at the same time) what SS plans to do after HS. Military or Job AND college? lol

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:07am

~snort~

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 10:57am

Damn. I had to stop spelling around my BS when he was five because he could spell even then. Ssociopath15? Forget it. He couldn't pick up on C-A-T. Well, he did get a 27 on his report card in English.

Oh, and he too thinks he's going to magically be a computer engineer. Cuz he's reel gud at playing vidio gaemes.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:41am

LMFAO

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 11:26am

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! Yup, he spells it B-E-D.

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Submitted by misSTEP on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 12:00pm

I knew a couple of girls in college. Not the brightest crayons in the box, to say for sure. Some of my friends were heading to a party in college and the long version of American Woman came on the radio.

"A...M....E....R....I"

One of them said, "What is he spelling?" The other not so bright one replied, "Don't you know? He's saying all the VOWELS."

They were both completely serious. My friend and I in the front seat laughed so hard, she had to pull the car over to the side of the road.