In case anyone is wondering....
ASS still doesn't have his electronics and/or phone back yet.
DH is starting to realize that it was a control move on ASS's part. He said to me yesterday morning, "makes no sense, babe. He said a list of expectations would work for him, we gave him a list, and he STILL is an ass."
I said, "mmm hmmm...what would you like me to make you for lunch??"
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LOL. Good job
LOL. Good job
Your DH is a bit slow on ASS
Your DH is a bit slow on ASS non verbal queues of "go to hell adults". I see he also missed the "this is emotional blackmail" agenda too.
Yeah - he is. I think it
Yeah - he is. I think it must be very hard for a parent to realize and accept that his kid is a complete and total douchebag asshole.
i love your redirect!!!
i love your redirect!!!
}:)
therapy visit tomorrow? i'm curious as to what her feedback may be. might be a session worth going mute on.
Yes - but we will be
Yes - but we will be addressing the whole "maybe you should get your own place" issue of last week first and then move on to The List of Doom.
DH had to go into ASS's room yesterday to get something off the printer. He saw the List of Doom sitting on the floor. After every "rule", ASS wrote "eat a dick" and then at the bottom, he wrote "fuck no." DH picked it up, made a copy, then put it back where he found it.
We will be bringing it with us tomorrow night. I figured nothing will be able to portray exactly how ASS feels about the thing he asked for (the List) better than a copy of it
Thankfully, DH and I finished the drywall repair/repainting of the office yesterday and will be moving my desk and his desk out of our bedroom and the printers out of ASS's room - which used to be the office.
you suck for having had
you suck for having had yesterday off, btw....
ASS's thoughtful and witty remarks made me lol!!!!
she'll love to see that, im sure. but yeah, that is of far lesser importance than your dh's cranial-rectal inversion. well, they're both important, but ASS' idiocy is not going anywhere, so that can be discussed w/ her later if need be.
I think he is, too.
I think he is, too.
I am not sure if he has used
I am not sure if he has used the toaster or not. I know that he devoured a whole loaf of iced cinnamon raisin bread in less than two days, but I don't know if he ate it toasted or untoasted.
And, I don't care
How old is he?
How old is he?
he is 17 - he will turn 18 in
he is 17 - he will turn 18 in March.
Lucky girl. Jealous.
Lucky girl. Jealous.
You can only be jealous if he
You can only be jealous if he lives up to his threats and runs away the day he turns 18.
If not, you have to remain feeling sorry for me - lol!!
Maybe the next time he wants
Maybe the next time he wants money for something maybe you can suggest he go eat a dick, lol.
But ASS thought he was going
But ASS thought he was going to be able to make a list for you and DH, too, correct? Bummer that it didn't turn out that way.
Lol. ASS was like " What the
Lol. ASS was like " What the hell? MY LIST, MY WAY!!!!"
"Dang parents acting like parents, whatever. They need to eat a dick."
Sever dick for deny. Isn't that a British dish? Spotted dick.
Yes, it is a British dessert,
Yes, it is a British dessert, I think. My friend always takes a pictures and texts it to me whenever she is in a grocery that sells it - lol!!!
that reminds me.... i'll be
that reminds me....
i'll be right back, gotta go look for something.
OMG - funniest text EVER!!!
OMG - funniest text EVER!!! Thanks
and it's spicy too, with
and it's spicy too, with natural flavors!!!!
ah, here it is -
ah, here it is -
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Grace-Spicy-Cock-Flavored-Soup-Mix-1.76-oz-Pac...
ETA - you need to stop at walmart and look for some. make a nice hearty bowl with ASS' favorite ingredients. then show dh the flavor packet. }:)
Yup - he thought he was going
Yup - he thought he was going to make a list of rules for DH and me to follow.
Suck it, ASS...lol