Very long story short,
DH has primary custody, BM visitation.
BM normally does not have the kids overnight Sunday but DH needed to be somewhere very early in the morning this morning (and I wouldn't come home to babysit).
After I knew DH was gone, I came home.
Only to find BM and her boyfriend sitting in the truck in the driveway. (The kids forgot something for school.)
So anyways I see BM and she has shaved half of her head!
She looked like she was going for Orange Is The New Black sex lesbian look of Ruby Rose.
But instead she looks like Big Boo!
Only worse as the top longer looked like she tried to cut it herself and it wasn't styled right and the cut off line wasn't in the right spot(she thinks she is a hair stylist). It was almost like she couldn't get the line right and even so she kept going higher and higher. And it wasn't just buzzed short. It was shaved clean to the scalp.

Her boyfriend next to her has been fighting a receding hairline forever with long bangs combed down, but he finally must have realized how stupid it looked so he shaved it bald, too! He also for some reason thought a Handle bar mustache was a good idea!

I didn't recognize them at first and almost walked up to the truck to ask if they needed something (thinking people turning in to ask for directions)

But, no. They both look like fools with the shaved heads mixed trying to grow weird hair combinations.

I could not believe my eyes! They are both amazing looking characters now!