I can't help you there lol......

BM calls me a whore cause I broke up her marriage further I know nothing, I do not talk to the biatch and SO hardly ever talks with her... since they split up..

BM's comments are usually:

Towards me:

Lil Bitch
Cunt
Dog
Put a leash on your dog

To DH:

Hope you die
Scum
Worse father ever
Piece of dog shit

Within days of our wedding --

(to my dh) "You seem to be less available than you used to be."

Ya think!?!?!!?!!!!!

BM in our life hasn't said much mean stuff about me per say, but the things she says are more along the lines of

"sunshinex is responsible for paying for SD now, that's what happens when you date someone with a kid." when asked to contribute to some of the childcare expenses we had while having SD full-time before school started

"why should i pay for that? i don't have money and you married someone who makes more than either of us do! it's her obligation as stepmom" when asked to split on the cost of school uniforms

"where is sunshinex's car?!?! that's my child's mode of transportation i have a right to know!" when DH told her I don't have my car available to meet half-way (a 2.5 hour drive) for pickup/dropoff. I left my car in another city on new years eve and took a cab home the night before but we didn't tell her details because it's not her "right to know"

OH the best one

"I'm not going to pay for your expensive life choices with your girlfriend. It's not my fault you two chose to move to the city and away from home and I won't pay anything towards your life together" when told we were going to have to set-up child support since she refused to pay anything towards SD (see above comment lol)

This one was hilarious.... as if SD was MY expensive life choice?!?! NO. no no no no. I did not choose for BM and DH to get together and have a baby that they couldn't afford.

BM isn't mean or nasty, she's just entitled and refuses to take responsibility for her actions. I almost feel bad for her. She has some type of mental illness where she truly, honestly can't see that she's responsible for the child she popped out.

BM would get upset and text DH for years because she was so upset that he didn't with her a Happy Birthday.
I don't wish my ExH a Happy Birthday, never have, never will.
DH has never done it, but I guess, BM doesn't understand why he doesn't.
I'm sure he will this year, heck, he will probably take her out to dinner now that they talk all day everyday.

BM (who sports a prominent underbite, just for a visual) has 3 favorite lines (I used her spelling):

To DH: "Your a joke."

To me: "You don't have me fooled, sweetheart."

and

"There MY kids"

To the Judge - at the PPO hearing DH requested because Medusa came to our condo in SkidTown and kidnapped BabyVoice -

"I only did what any mother would do when her child is sick."

Judge said? "no, madam. Most mothers would not kidnap a child. Most mothers would assume that the father would be able to handle a child's cold."

Bio mom was pissed I bought my Step Daughter a car seat for my car.
Seemed easier to have one in both cars and not have to pass it back in forth.

"SHE'S NOT THEIR ~ MOTHER SHE SHOULDN'T BE BUYING "MY DAUGHTER" A CAR SEAT!"

You would think she would be happy with me wanting a car seat and keeping the kiddos safe! Should of thought about that before you slept with DH's BFF lady! I didn't have anything to do with your marriage ending! Did you not think your ex would move on and another woman would be in their life??!?? UNREAL!

Bio Mom doesn't think the kids should even be alone with me or go with me places without DH for no reason!

"She can't take them to TARGET without you (speaking to divorced husband) !!! They will think she is their mother!"

LOL UM K CRAZY LADY!

Let me think back... Since BM pretends I don't exist, it is hard to find one.

But...Early on in my marriage, DH and BM felt it was my "duty" to watch the SS's whenever they had other things do to. I work from home so they felt that meant full time daycare. The SS's were coming to my home after school via the bus and BM was supposed to pick them up after work. They would typically only be here 45 minutes or so. The SS's drove me nuts because the second they came in they would be screaming, yelling and making huge messes. Then when BM would pull I and honk, they would leave everything lay where it was, leave the TV on and the door wide open. Eventually BM starts showing up later and later.
This particular day she showed up 45 minutes late. No call ,no text nothing. She clearly pulled up, honked and they ran out.
I text her asking her politely to please inform me if she was going to be late as I have a schedule of things I have to do as well and I would appreciate a heads up.
I got blasted with "You hate my children and never want them around" and my all time favorite "You work from home so you should be available to keep them everyday. If my BF can watch them while doing homework (college courses) then you should be able to watch them while you work"

I never watched them after school again because I just replied with a flyer for the local after school program.

Day before our wedding / Which was on a Sunday

"YOU CAN HAVE THE KIDS AT THE WEDDING BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM OVERNIGHT ~ I don't want to hear about how much fun they had!!!"

Then she added this...

"YOU CAN HAVE THE KIDS AT THE WEDDING ~ BUT I WANT THE CHILDREN IN BED BY 7PM... IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT"

Which they never go to bed early! ~ that would of been during the dinner! She just wanted to be difficult!

She finally had her newest baby daddy - at the time ~ pick the kids up at 7. I thought for sure she was not going to let them come. They ended up bringing wedding favors home ~ We didn't know they had them! They had our names on them... LOL She was so mad. But... who cares!

Bio-Mom to children
"You aren't allowed to text with your stepmom because ~ I don't know her."

Bio-Mom to DH
"I am blocking her from their I-PADS ~ I don't want to see her texting MY children that she loves them"

She has YEARS to talk to me ~ but she refuses. Which is a blessing! But, she uses it as an excuse with the children. Telling them ~ they can't do things alone with me without DH because she doesn't KNOW ME. They don't want to cross mom ~ which puts me in a stuck situation

Bio-Mom to DH
"I don't want Step Mom Helping MY children with their homework or reading. So I will make sure they have it done before you pick them up! I want them growing up knowing who helped them with their grades"

URM K CRAZY LADY! I'm the only one with a college degree in this equation... But, Fine and dandy with me! Did she think we enjoy homework? LOL ~ Be that way! Have their homework done before we get them! Don't tempt me with a good time!

Bio-Mom to DH
"The children don't need therapy. They don't need to talk to a stranger about anything. If they need to talk to someone they can talk to me."

Sounds like someone is afraid what they would be telling the Therapist ~ about her!

BM to SO:
"Are you c--ming over soon?"

"I hope u die of anyerism like your dad did."

"The skids are crying because they feel like u don't want them around anymore"
After The Great Bunny Incident, and after SD17 decided she didn't want to clean her room, but she also didn't want daddy to bag her stuff, so she moved to BM by choice. And then a few weeks later moved back of course.

"Happy Birthday Crazy" - pot calling kettle black.

BM, to SO about boyfriend:
"Hes an idiot. He drank a bottle of tequila and then was hitting on some young Russian chick. And some young Asian dude was hitting on me."

Our BM ends every text and email sentence with an exclamation mark. What's that all about? She also can't spell properly even in emails....words like gonna, hafta, comin, watcha....ugh, it makes me cringe.

This Christmas..
BM to DH:
So you want this Ornament? Texts Picture of their "Just Married" Christmas Ornament from THEIR Marriage.

DH did not reply... We just laughed. AS IF CRAZY LADY!

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY stuff.

TO dh, "dh, you can go play outside with skid and turn on some Picasso (music)"

The above is ONE of many many mannnnny

BM2 doesn't say anything bad about me...to DH anyway. Heaven knows what she says to other people. Here are a few good ones that she has sent to DH to try and "win" him back:

-Came over here 2 summers ago as a nurse escort from Cyprus to London. Stayed overnight in London then was flying back the next day. Sent DH this long detailed text about how "her employer" would pay for her and 2 more dinners so he and SS could come to her hotel and have dinner with her but ONLY him and SS. Made it super clear I was NOT invited.

-Text DH about calling SS and said "will be on in a sex. Oops I mean sec...Freudian slip ;)"

-Read our anniversary cards to each other a couple weeks ago and said to DH "You really love Cookies then". Nooooooo we're just faking it. *eyeroll*

-Text him years ago saying how she was sitting in Uni class and was sexually fanaticizing about her professor.

-Basically has been a mission since she's moved back to England to nose around and see if DH will take her back. He's told her, basically, to get stuffed it will NEVER happen.

There is a lot but..

"I know you have had sd alot but if you can still give me at least 200 a month that would leave you enough to take care of jmh and yourself"

"Its just not fair because i am by myself and both of you work. We (sd and her) will be homeless" he replied that SD would not be homeless because HE had a place and me having a job or not had 0 to do with sd.

" can you not let jmh curl sds hair, her hair will get damaged and fall out" i put exactly 2 curls playing while curling my own. Not even a day later a pic went up on facebook of sd with a full head of curls from bm. Told sd which sd repeated my mommy curled my hair first not you jmh. Right...

" its only right that i claim sd and keep all the $ because you had 2 kids so each of you can claim one" ..no bm she lived here for 5 days a wk. And my kids have nothing to do with her and so claim on SD.

Bm is very much someone who thinks life should be fair and everything equal. Lol

to DH:

"Suck my d*ck!"
"Don't f*ck with me!"
"You're a horrible father"
"I've come to the conclusion you're adopted - because your parents are nice and you're not"
"Can't you give me another chance? I've come clean with god" (when she found out DH and I were dating - pertaining to her habitual cheating)
"So, you don't want to see your daughter then? I'll make sure to tell her that" (one of BM's many attempts to pawn skid off on her time)

to me - in public places:

"You b*tch!"
"You f*cking b*tch!"
"Just wait until you have kids"

Also... and I think this is my all time favorite:

"See? Daddy doesn't love you and mommy anymore!"

This was her outside our front door after trying to barge in. Because DH didn't want to kick me out of OUR apartment so she and skid could spend Christmas Eve with DH (we were having skid Christmas Day). This was years after BM and DH had split. :O

1. " admit you still love me". Random phone call, not even a text, DH never spoke to her directly or saw her since she left, divorce was handled by lawyers only.

2. Random text "I saw your lawyer in a grocery store, admit you hired him to spy on me"

3. Random again " two men followed me in their car, admit you hire them to kill me so you don't have to pay spousal support"

4. "I am a good person. Everyone tells me that". That one we think was just drunk text. Too random and no, she isn't s good person

She is blocked from everywhere now because she just wouldn't stop despite him not engaging at all. He never replied to any messages or emails and she just wouldn't stop. She harasses one of SDs now, the other one stopped talking to her years ago

First time SS (5 at the time) was spending the night at my apartment with DH after we moved in together:

BM: Can I spend the night there with him?
DH: Ummmm, no.

She then proceeded to go out that night, get drunk, fall and bang her head, needed to go to hospital for stitches, and didn't bother to call us to let us know that she needed us to drop him off later than she originally planned b/c she was feeling awful with a hang over and slight concussion from the night before. After hours of calling her cell phone, we finally got a call from her sister explaining the situation and we dropped him off with her.

Man, this thread really is hysterical!

BM and DH had been divorced for 18 months before i met DH.
They would scream at each other every time they saw each other.

BM said to DH in voicemail right after DH and I moved into the house we built together and got engaged:
"Everything has gone to shit since that bitch(me) came into the picture. We got along great before!"

Yeah,... because thats why they got a divorce...because they got along so great before i came along...

"YOU INVITED BETTY CROCKER?!?!?!?!?"

4 years ago when I was still on Fakebook, SD23 (DH's step) was having a Tupperware party at BioHo's house. People were bringing food and someone asked about a cake. SD said, "Betty Crocker" meaning she was going to bake a BC box cake mix. BioHo freaked out thinking I had been invite to her sh!thole, er, house. 'Ho calls me Betty Crocker because I can actually bake and bake from scratch and she's extremely jealous of that. No store-ought, pre-made, chemical-laden crap in OUR house! }:)

One of bm's first comments to me over the phone:

BM: "Well Honey, you are playing with the big boys now"...(referring to her self-inflated power and status)

My response: "I didn't think weight had anything to do with it" (as she was quite heavy)

After that, bm kept lost control and was never the same again.

She hated me because she couldn't control me..

Reality was...she didn't know me well enough to speak to me that way...Peace.

DH and I met each other DECADES after his divorce from BM. He was married to his second wife for about 15 years and had been divorced from the second wife for about 8 years before I met him.

I was so NOT a part of their marriage, divorce, or even their child rearing years. But she was so pissed that I was in DH's life that she did not tell DH when their eldest child died. She held the funeral and told everyone that DH could not be bothered to come.

She is the most holier than thou church lady - but I hope she rots in hell over that. I think she is a world class POS just like her remaining son SS31.

DipShitIot asked me to fill his gas tank once when we did a Skid exchange dropping him off for SpermClan visitation.

Nope, not happenin... then after we drove away the dirtbag took the money we had given the Skid for travel purposes (emergencies) and used that to fill the gas tank and buy beer.

After that we opened a zero balance required account for the kid, gave him a debit card, and would transfer money into the account for emergencies as needed.

On a later visitation trip when the SpermClan tried to get money form the Skid it bit them in the ass. They had all gone to dinner after picking the kid up at the airport and gave the bill to the kid to pay for all 7 of them. His card wouldn't work and they all had to sit there waiting for SpermGrandPa to go get money to pay for the bill. }:)

Iamlosingit, Bummed that we are limited here to "Best BM Comments" because that limits describing Non verbal behavior so I have to (craftily) leave out when Social Services showed up to our house after we had LONG had the SKID full time to ask why my husband quit paying child support (Ummm, you never HAVE the kid?)

So, I'll have to go with something that fits your conversation topic. I'll have to go with "DH says you're really smart. Can you help me with my resume and make a recommendation for me to get a job where you work?"

Are you freaking kidding me? Hell to the NO!

Thankfully, it was via email and I just blocked the chick on voice/text/email. Next she tried to be my FB friend? WTF?

DH convo to BIO to try to get her to stop contacting him so much.

DH: Work is picking up ~ I really won't be able to talk to you during work hours.
BIO: Well, Your wife isn't going to like not talking to you all day!
DH: ACTUALLY, It's fine ~ WE BOTH WORK! (JAB to Bio.. who doesn't work.)

I'm thinking he should of said
"NO, actually I have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR MY WIFE... JUST NOT FOR MY EX WIFE!"