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What is the worse/funniest thing stepkids ever said to you?

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Submitted by 2Bloved on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:05pm

As some of you may have read, FH recently proposed. OSD is ecstatic, and is after to me to hurry up and plan the wedding. SS is happy with it. Well, they went to their moms right after the dinner for their EOW. YSD, when she got back from BM's, turned to me while the other two were debating where the honeymoon should be and said that if I marry her daddy, she was going to move in with mama. I looked at her, laughed, and said "OKAY!! Let's go pack. You can live with mama, and then I won't have to go shopping for your pretty dresses anymore, no more trips to the park, to the store after school for snacks and slushies. We can get rid of your princess bed. I won't have to read you bedtimes stories anymore, or have pedicure parties. Come on, hurry!!" At almost 12, has OSD has admitted that she knows she has a better life with her father and I. SS is happy being with daddy. YSD still tries to play both sides, but at almost 6 is old enough to know the difference between the households, and that life with BM is lacking. Let me tell you, after my enthusiastic response, she backtracked, but I wouldn't let her. She apologized over and over, said she would never say it again, she didn't mean it, she wants to stay with me. Honestly, it didn't even hurt my feelings that she said that. I really just laughed.

I have been with FH for a little over 2 1/2 years. In all that time, OSD has said one thing. When asked by a friend why they were being so awful to me, she replied "So?" That was it. SS, at the time, replied "We don't have to listen to her, she's not our mom." I called him out on that real quick, took them home early for the weekend, and cut down my visitation with them. And that's been it.

So for everyone else, what is the worse/funniest thing your stepkids have ever said to you? How did you react?

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Submitted by BMJen on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:16pm

I know we have that, I won't read your blogs and we hate each other thing going on, but I had to read and respond to this! Wink

First, congrats on your proposal.

And the way you handled your SD's comment. Sounds like it worked like a charm. It got your point across, taught her a lesson, and you didn't let it offend you at all.

The funniest thing my SD14 has ever said to me is "Jen, are you sure you weren't there when I was conceived?" I responded with "Yep, pretty sure." DH laughed and asked her what in the world was she talking about? She said that her and I are so much alike and love one another so much that I just had to be around back then! I assured her I wasn't, though I do love her just as much as she does me!

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:21pm

I was explaining to my SS5 about my mom and grandmother..I said they are old ..he said "like you?" ... LOL! It turns out that my FH's X (not SS's mom, but used to babysit him) told him one day when looking at pics of me "she looks old"...wow..if that is the only insult she could come up with than fine (I'm 14 yrs. older than her)..but only 35...definitely not old..I shouldn't have responded but I said "that's ok..she's fat"...he actually giggled.

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:23pm

I have to add this..last night SS5 and BD13 were in the backseat driving home from Maine for Easter..they were going back n forth..my BD's new thing to say is "your a crackhead"..so SS5 repeated her saying "your a crackhead"..my daughter responded Tu Madre (she is practicing her Spanish..which means your mother)..so he misunderstood her and said "Who's Andre?" Is Andre a crackhead"..it was too friggen' funny.

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

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Submitted by MSloan86 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:32pm

I was called an AHole after I made her go clean up a mess she left in the kitchen.

Yes, Im an Ahole allright, because only an ahole would give up his financially carefree life to provide a beautiful home and all the trinkets like ipods, cell phones, computers, put food on the table, fund all the activities, and everything else I do, AND TAKE SHIT FOR IT. Wow thanks for pointing that out. Maybe I should rethink a few things.

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Submitted by sweetthing on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:38pm

was when I was telling the kids about one of my coworkers kids getting busted for bringing alcohol to school & selling it. SS11 looks at me & promises to never touch beer until he is old enough, except to fetch one for his mom.

I actual got to share that story this weekend with one of my SIL on DH's side. Not the one who is best buddies with BM because she is still pretty stand offish from me.

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Submitted by namaste123 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:42pm

by FSS6 that "I hate him and his brother" that came out of no where and I have been nothing but nice to them, too nice. My response what "stop talking crazy" when I asked BF why he would say something like that, he said that I shouldn't "analyze that too much" "he's a child and they say things like that" :O

Also FSS6 told me over the weekend while laying him my lap that I was "Half boy/half girl" I asked him what that meant, he drew a line down my face with this hand and said "this side is boy, this side is girl" Well, I don't look like a boy or act like one, or sound like one. Again I got no explanantion.

FSSS6 has also said that he is "in love with me" :? WTF? :O

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Submitted by LizzieA on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:04pm

"Slut girlfriend" "Bitch"
all from SD. I am none of them, of course. Wink
She finally came around--after we moved and the DH guilt-gravy train ended. She grew up! Yay.

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Submitted by BridgingTheGap on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 4:25pm

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Submitted by txstep67 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:46pm

SS: "My mommy said that I can only like you just a little bit, not too much though." #1

Me: "Be careful, I don't want you to stand too close to the oven when I open it. You could get burned."
SS: "I hope you get burned!" #2

As we are getting ready to walk out the door to go somewhere, SS: "You are staying here, right?" #3

SS: "My mommy says I can only have 1 mommy & 2 daddy's."--about BM's boyfriend being the kids "2nd" daddy. #4

SS: "I don't have to listen to you. My daddy is the parent." #5

These are just a few snippets, believe me, the list could go on right now. We have been working on it for over a year and it is SO much better.

Note: Above quotes ARE the better part of what has been said. Smile

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Submitted by DISbelief on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:53am

When SS was and JUST barely learning to really talk he called me a bitch... out of no where and plain as day, he little voice popped out with "SM, you a bitch". Wonder where he got that from??? I did later on (several years later) ask BM about that, she apologized and told me she taught him to say that.

Now, this kid is 5 and he says the funniest things CONSTANTLY, just in general, he is a crack up, and a REALLY good kid. But the one that made me laugh the hardest was a few weeks ago when he told me this "SM~ you need to buy me a HULK toy" ME~ "I do? Why do I NEED to do that?"... SS "because Mom says you have all the money in the world and to ask YOU to go buy me toys, not her".

NICE... not even "ask your dad", it's ASK SM, SHE HAS ALL THE MONEY. Ijust laughed out loud and said "I do have all the money baby, because I have a really good job, and I go to work everyday, your mom could do that too ya know, then we could BOTH buy you things!".

DISbelief~

~You have to BE crazy to UNDERSTAND crazy!~ ; )