I'm lucky I like my SKids, because I would totally slip and do that! No, but I have caught myself ready to call BM by our nickname for her in front of one of the kids. (Luckily, I didn't do it).

BB

- You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. (2Bloved)

we call my FH ex bozo but never when the kids are around..
and FH oldest BS we (stepfriends) dubbed him Unibomber..he wears dark sunglasses (even at night) and hoodies, of course the hood is always up, I would never ever call him this to anyone other then here ..
"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one."

that's too funny, the Miss Piggy thing, we do that to for BM. She really looks like her, no kidden', and her voice, uuuuugggghh. I wonder if she is even aware of it (that she looks and sounds like a stuffed pig on a string)??? " A first marriage is like buying your first home, sometimes you just gotta start small"~ Me.

I named her Blabb, though I honestly forgot what it stood for.

I never call her by that name though... I call her by her real name in real life.

As for BM, I call her warthog, though when Blabb isn't around. I too have warthog listed as her name in my e-mail and my phone.

We don't have any nicknames for SS or BM, although I do often refer to her as "the felon" or "the whore" if I'm really pissed. DH doesn't name call. But he does have her programmed as BM in his phone instead of her name, and never says her name. If he has to talk about her, he'll just say "She" or "BM". He thinks the term is funny because its what people use for bowel movement, and well, she IS a piece of crap! (Obviously, he knows all about this site) I wouldn't even consider putting her number in my phone! Yuck!

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy"

Our BM changed her name to "She", can you believe that?? " A first marriage is like buying your first home, sometimes you just gotta start small"~ Me.

She went to court a couple of years ago, and says she changed it to "She", we don't call her that, and it pisses her off big time. She puts it on everything, and is very much in love with it...LOL. If people don't call her by that name she gets sooooo mad. It's become a long running joke on our end. " A first marriage is like buying your first home, sometimes you just gotta start small"~ Me.

call him that when we are speaking about him in private.

We sometimes refer to him as the man/child because he is very big and very immature.

and have gotten nowhere. I guess she is just not worthy to have a name anymore.?? Too bad, huh. " A first marriage is like buying your first home, sometimes you just gotta start small"~ Me.

DH even calls Zippy -Zippy at times now-

It is not derogatory to DH-he sees the humour-Zippy moves at a snails pace when doing anything (just his nature)-

I have nicknames for my bio-sons as well-Charlie 1 and Charlie 2 off of Two and a Half Men- (same taste in shirts! Ha!)

Step Parenting – you might need to step back before you step in something!

her by her nic name but we refuse. We call her by her given name, not the stupid one she picked out for herself, straight out of high school. haha
One day she will be embarrased at what she thinks is so cool now.

I was thinking about that when I was reading a post.. that what if "oops!!" you called ehr Blabb??? too funny.

We call BM "DA" for DumbA**. fits her well... but we say that in front of the kids so that they don't know what we are talking about. Of course, we still limit the content of what is said in front of them..

LMAO we call BM "moo Cow" and that is what she is under in mine and DH's cell phones... But one better? Our phones "moo" when she calls. I found a cow mooing ringtone and that is what it does when she calls!!!!! I did call her it one time many years ago when she finally made me lose control and yell at her. BIL was in the car with us and still teases me for it to this day.... LOL
"Why doesn't the BM get it, if they knew how to keep their men happy. I would never be the evil stepmother"

LOL I love those names! I usually refer to BM either as BM or the "egg donor." Of course I don't call her that when the kids are around. I try and be respectful to them and call her by her name or if I am speaking to them I will say "your mom" to them. But whenever my SD makes me mad I will refer to her mom by her name. That usually goes something like this..."how's (BM's name)"or "don't forget your going to (BM's name) this weekend/next weekend." But there have been a few times I have referred to her as "the deadbeat" Of course not in front of the kids!

Sacred Birthing Vessel when it's just DH and me. (Of course, we don't when the kids are around.)

BB

- You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. (2Bloved)

We call her ED (Egg Donor) for short and around the kids. They think they Dad has a friend named Ed. Of course we also limit what is said in front of the kids so they have no clue....

We do have the Darkside Darth Vader music as her ring tone, and refer to her house as "the dark side" when SD is over there.

As far as the ring tone, SD thinks it's funny, though I suppose it's not appropriate.

The bad thing is, when I hear that music, it's so fitting that my stomach starts churning.

I think he will be changing it to that Gnarles Barclay song, "Crazy". On my first trip to a therapist during our custody case against BM, that song was playing in the waiting room. I found the irony absolutely hysterical. Pun intended.

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?" ~Hamlet Act III scene I

We call ours C*nt full of Crazy and that is not language you use in front of kids but I have not come up with names for the kids yet.