Uberskank is my name for BM.

Lately, due to H being a complete prick, I have taken to referring to him as Captain Jack(ass).

I don't have any fun nicknames for them, but I love to read the ones on here. I agree...twat waffle is one of my all-time favs!

I call exH Jackass or Douchebag
BM is usually PPEFAM (Piss Poor Excuse for a Mother), although many others are uttered at my house in regards to her...the C word being one of my favorite. I reserve that mostly for DD's SM though.

twat waffle is my alltime favorite!

we call bm dumbass just because she is. it's not really colorful, but no other word in the world is more fitting than that. same with my ex, he's just asshole. dumbass' other ex-h is mister potato head, and her other ex-so is 'new dick'. mr potato head introduced her to the world of meth, and she was stealing from new dick to pay for it. that one's classy, i tell ya...

i'm also partial to DC, but that one's taken on this board already

BM=The bitch
SD=Electra Barbie
SDH=Ken doll
H=DA because I'm always on trial

I dont have 1 name for BM. Just whatever comes to my head when she is pissing me off: Cunt, Bitch, lazy fat bitch, fat ass, Sea Donkey, Land Monster, Nasty snatch.

I call my Ex (BS's dad): Douche

BM – physco bitch or crazy ass

BM is just "the bitch". Fiance's mom started that nickname pretty much the first day he brought her home to meet them 20+ years ago. lol

SD13 is sometimes referred to as "demon child" but i dont regularly refer to her as that.

I called BM the Incubator for the longest time. My exH is Douche Canoe. SS is spawn of Satan...

We call BM fruitcake... and one year for Christmas, I had the kids give her one }:)

DW's ex we call Donkeykong. It fits, not only because of his video game addiction, but because he acts like a gorilla whenever we try to communicate with him over issues surrounding SS.

SS I am starting to call Q-tip - because that is what he looks like - a Q-tip with legs. DW says he's "cut". Apparently having nothing on you but skin and bones means you are "cut" in DW's eyes. I don't get it.

I don't know about colorful, but I've begun to refer to my SS as "The Boy King".

Depending on the situation, BM is bitch, ass-hat, skank, poor excuse for a mother, devil woman, HER, you know who, filthy whore, the witch, dumb-ass, f-ing idiot, money-grubbing bitch, psycho, crazy bitch, f-ing psycho, complete moron, selfish bitch....I'm sure there's more. Oh - also, that stanky bitch (SD comes back from visitation smelling like a landfill because BM's house is so dirty even clean clothes smells like rotten onions, urine, and arm-pit.

SD is usually munchkin

Snaggletooth and ditch pig have both been used, i usually just say 'she' or 'her'.

Not colourful, no, but growing up using 'she' and 'her' in relation to someone you're talking about was considered HUGELY rude. It was an insult not to use someone's given name.

Don't get me wrong though- I've thrown the c-word out too in relation to her as has DH.

I have no nicknames for sd, I'm too scared I'll say it in front of DH. }:)

my 4 sis in laws used to call bm TGMF - The great mind fuck. They let me in on it a few weeks after I met them all and we still call her that.
or blow hole
Usually when I refer to her with dh we call her 'the victim'
or assholes (our son in law) MIL.
sometimes we call him Angies SIL

First, I will admit that the picture to the right is what shows up on my phone when she calls. DH's ringtone for her is a horse neighing in the most horrible way possible. So, yes she is
called Mr Ed, horse teeth, horse mouth, horsey face or anything else horse related.

Why, because she has horse teeth and she is always flapping her lips like a horse when they neigh!!