Please feel free to join in. Just as some of the off the wall things that come out of my H's mouth baffle me, you all have things, if not from H, from BM or skids that are equally baffling.

So, for your enjoyment-H's idiot stick.

Watching pancake commercial on TV-

H says-Gee, wish I could have a breakfast like that (I don't do breakfast-hate food before noon).
Me-Gee, wish I had a kitchen like that (small house, old kitchen)
H-Sorry I don't do good enough for you. (Ummm, this house belongs to my parents-H has nothing to do with what kitchen I have)

H-complaining about the expense of me getting my haircut-You're too old to care what your hair looks like. (C'mon. Even my mom cares about her hair!)

H-calling to get me to look on a map for him-getting mad because first I must find the map, and then, second, getting pi$$ed because there is no road where he wants one. guess I was supposed to go out and build one very quickly!

H-asking me to look up phone no. (he's sitting right next to the phone book). I read it off. He does not write it down (pen & paper right there). Tells me I said it to fast. Just as he tells me this everytime he asks me how to spell a word. Said his brain doesn't work that fast (Duh). I responded with "Well, my brain doesn't work that slow, so maybe you'd better step it up!" that one felt real good

H-telling me he's sick of this little person (me) always in his way. Ummm, he's only here like 2-3 days a week. Ummm, it's my house!

H-apparently thinking he's being adorable and charming, answering the phone when SD17 calls - making his voice go really deep and answering with Helloooo, Daarrllin'

H-again thinking he's being charming, referring to SD17 as "Babe" at all times.

Thanks to you all, thanks to writing this out, I now find all of this hilarious! Even the "babe" stuff to SD17 bothers me no longer. I'm detaching, looking at him from the outside in. And he looks like a total fool.

You all have some pretty wierd statments/attitudes from Bm's, skids, H's. Write them out. they look so ridiculous, you might just find them hilarious too!

Again, Happy Thanksgiving!