Oh BM hahahaha wtf
I am new to this site and this is my 1st post although I do read blogs daily. A little background. I have been with SO for 1 year he has a dd7 I have a DD8, my DD live with us full time as her "father" is nothing more then a sperm donor. SD7 we have 50% of the time. Bm has tried to rip us apart and blames me for everything. It's fine she's a troll who does work, never has SD7 always shipping her off. Again whatever lol.
Today being Father's Day I told SO I would meet BM to pick up SD7. (I never do pick ups or drop offs) he was shocked. I thought with it being Father's Day I would take the blow of seeing BM. (They are high conflict to say the least) so I grab one of my GF's that BM knows and we go to the train station. SO didn't tell BM I was going in his place (he didn't want her to withhold again) BM sees that's it's me, walks closer and OMG!!!! This women had makeup on, I have never seen her wear makeup even to court. Hair is all done and she is dressed in what must have been her Sunday best and not her usual stretchy pants. I have gone to court when she is there and just ewwwwwwww no class all trash. Her eyes are popping out of her damn head jaw hit the ground at the site of ME! BM expecting SO the look of shock has givin me and SO soooooo many laughs today. All dressed up and no SO to try and impress lmfao that didn't impress me has hahahaha stupid BM.
Yeah, I understand. Our BM
Yeah, I understand. Our BM acts like her and DH are friends or something. He thinks she's a pos basically. And yeah, you can tell when she TRIES to look good. She still has what my husband calls a "ferret face". I think she looks more like a horse. Big protruding DENTURES. I hate to be this way (I think), but I LOVE IT that I am better looking than she is. I'm not being conceited...I was born with some of it and I work for the rest of it!!
LOL I can totally relate to
LOL I can totally relate to knowing that you're the upgrade in every way. Childish? Yes. Satisfying? Definitely!
OP--This story gave me a huge
OP--This story gave me a huge smile! I'm still LMAO
Oh this made me giggle! I
Oh this made me giggle! I love it when that shit happens! The BM of my skids is a mess. I'm not a model but I'm certainly a big upgrade from her. She has tried to pull the same thing when she thinks I won't be at pick up or drop off or she thinks I'll still be at work and she has to "drop by (insert something) SS left at my house that he wants". Yeah sure. And the look on her face when I'm there is priceless. My fave with her was when she though DH was picking up SSs and it was in the morning...she comes walking outside heading towards the truck in a short little shirt (she's not a small woman by any means), hair done, and make up on....the woman NEVER wears makeup, with a cup of coffee in her hand casually strolling towards vehicle...until she sees it's not DH...it's that evil bitch your father married and abruptly turned around and headed into the house. Being sweet like I am, I texted her...was there something you needed or where going to check on? DH had to work an extra shift and I'm taking the skids to the lake. It looked like maybe you were expecting DH but maybe I can answer your question? No response. She did text DH though to say "I thought you were picking the boys up....why are they spending the day with HER when I have to give them back?" Lmao. Priceless.
The txt was awesome!! Great
The txt was awesome!! Great idea!
OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA These
OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA These crazy BM's need to get a damn life. Dizzy its totally satisfying. BM tries so hard to insert herself into our lives its just funny now. Jelly2 hahahaha that's awesome!
Hanging LOL That text is great!