Ok so I know this is so freaking minor, but when Toxic Troll signed the receipt for last spousal support she reached up and touched DH's hair, said oh i like your hair,

DH is blessed with gorgeous jet black hair and no wrinkles because, Filipino. And hes in his 50's. 

I want to draw blood. Seriously I am wanting to kill this b!tch, but Munchkin.

Luckily Dh told her to back off, then talked about it to munchin, how she violated boundaries.

AND I JUST heard about this, Frick.

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