OT - Elf on the Shelf
I can't stand that little bugger and very much enjoy seeing that elf put to better use, such as being eaten by zombies, getting dunked in the toilet by GI Joe, or dressed as Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation - "The sh!tter's full!" ... LOL
Anyhoo, my nephew and his wife have that silly elf in their home. Nephew placed the elf to the bathroom on top of the toilet tank because his 4yo daughter was not always doing a proper job of brushing her teeth and washing her hands. He walked in last night to find a big ol' bandaid taped over the elf's eyes. He asked his daughter about it. She said (and I quote!), "Daddy, that damn elf shouldn't be in there watching me go pee pee!"