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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 10:53am

...to the Flying Five Fist Monkey Nut Punch:

Flaming Dragon Claw Crotch Kick!!!

Metal dragon lady fingernails welded to the tips of those steel-toed boots and set on fire!!

Evil Aniki is in the house.

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Submitted by Monchichi on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 10:56am

Go back home and have some cornflakes. Until you get it all this morning you may not come back!

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Submitted by Monchichi on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 12:07pm

Aniki, I am going to assume you don't know or remember the ad. "I got it ALL this morning, I got it ALL today, with Kellogg's all bran flakes". Now dig deep in to the gutter and realize I am not suggesting you have actual cornflakes... I am suggesting you go home and GET IT ALL!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 11:27am

This is a disaster! Who’s the genius who puts a girl in heels on a subway grate?

I'm now Willem Dafoe in a white dress.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 4:17pm

Stop it!! I'm gonna go crazy!! I'd have to stay awake all night to watch movies with SEXY, craggy-faced men.

Ed as the bad boy in National Treasure or (gulp) The Rock
Tommy in Man of the House, Space Cowboys, The Missing, oh hell, ANY movie!!
Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge
Jurgen Prochnow in Dune, The Seventh Sign, Beerfest, Air Force One...which brings to mind...

Harrison Ford, the man who flies planes and helicopters and is a carpenter.

Crikey, DH won't know what hit him when he gets home from work. Only that I'll all over him like rub on ribs!!!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 1:09pm

My toes are perpetually slut red - hubby loves it!

My nails are almost always done in a French manicure...once in a while, they will have the same slut red shade, but usually it's a French for me.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 3:25pm

You like, Fruity? I was inspired.

I'm always changing my pedicure polish. I used to have beautifully manicured nails ALL of the time. Until the dog. Then it became an impossibility.

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Submitted by robin333 on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 1:53pm

Darn, all this talk about Butter. I'm going to have to go to TJ's later to get a bottle, or two.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 3:26pm

My house IS a liquor store!! But I'm going crazy trying to remember my former $10 a bottle fave cab so I must go look for it!!!