My Hell and Daddy-kins came home about a half an hour ago...She goes into her room and shuts the door....A few minutes later we all hear her annoying voice screeching "Dad!!! My acne medication is missing!!"

Daddy-kins: "You probably just lost it in that dirty room.." (He acknowledges her room is dirty but heaven forbid he should tell her to clean it.)

My Hell: "NO, I left it on my dresser this morning...I neeeeeeeedddd it so I don't break out!" (She is right about that...With out that face cream she is a regular pizza face...)