BM is a Court Whore (she's a whore in other ways too, but we won't get into that.) So CW she will be.
CW does not have custody of any of her 3 daughters. The older 2 have aged out, but prior to that, her parents had custody of the oldest, and FDH had custody of MFSD.. now he just has FSD13.
CW used OFSD often to try and disparage FDH, so she is the Team Mom minion.
MFSD sees CW and her minion for what they're worth and is Team Dad.
And then we have FSD13.. who, depending on the day, decides who she likes best.

CW is jobless, lives with parents, has a new disease every week (I think this week it's MS) to claim medical disability. She doctor shopped until she found someone to diagnose FSD13 with ADHD and she now gets to claim she has a special needs child. She scored free college tuition by being a single, disabled mother with a child who is disabled also. Now she's trying yet again to get custody of FSD13 so she can get money out of child support. She's also telling FSD13 that using all of these monies is how she's going to get her own place. Nice way to teach your child how to abuse the system by being as lazy as possible, and lying to get what you want.

As of late, CW has been playing MOTY plus Disney Mommy on steroids. Example: CW pointed out that child's grades are starting to slip. FDH grounds child for lying and not doing her work on time. FDH informs CW that child is grounded. CW agrees with punishment. Child emails CW (because grounded equals no phone) and tells CW she's "sad" because she's grounded. CW comes to our house, picks up child (whose homework isn't completed), and takes her to the mall so she'll "feel better". We then see that child has deleted us on Instagram. Being the social media addict she is, she forgets who she's 'friends' with on there and I have someone go look at her page. There are recent posts, and how did she do that with no phone? "Easily," explains CW, "I let her use my phone for half an hour after every 15 minutes of homework she does." She also informs the child that "FDH can't take EVERYTHING away from you".. and the child thinks it's a good idea to tell her father that, along with "THAT'S not how punishment WORKS!" :O

Basically, she's getting the kid in trouble so she can save her.

So, last Monday the child is grounded for the umpteenth time this month and she feels she can smartmouth her father to the point that he smacked her and sent her to her room, mumbling the whole way. Tuesday was just a normal day, everything was fine. She decides to stay with CW overnight after the mid-week dinner visit 'to finish a school project'.. and then stays the next night 'still not done with the project'.. and it's CW's weekend, so we won't see her until Sunday.
FDH gets a call Thursday that we'll be getting a visit from DYFS because someone put in an "anonymous" report. Friday morning he gets a call that there's an emergent order of custody hearing happening right then and there and he has to get to the courthouse. He couldn't leave work so he called in, to listen to this woman tell the court that the child is in "imminent danger" and "fears for her safety." (with FSD supposedly at school and FDH at work 40 minutes away.) She then produces a "journal entry" written in 2 different pens, 2 different handwritings, 2 different manners of speaking, and tries to persuade the judge that this was written by the child. He didn't fall for her crap (again).. and she tries to tell the judge he's discriminating against her because she "has MS and sometimes mixes up words." Custody denied, again.
He also receives a text from FSD from her phone (which she's grounded from) because "Mommy told me to take my phone back." Which means she was at our house while under her mother's custody, which is not allowed.

Now it's Sunday and the child will be back, with her "um, Daddddyyyy"s and her "I don't have to (insert thing she doesn't feel like doing) until (insert time she feels like doing said thing)" and I don't even want to look at her.
Only 5 more years of this..... can't wait!