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Submitted by Lillywy00 on Sun, 04/28/2024 - 2:43pm

I just got my certificate and now I'm a lobotomy tech!

Took me only a week to get certified. 
 

So if you have a Disneyland bio parent as a partner or spouse then send them my way. I'm doing discounts on my first 100 lobotomies. 
 

If you're tired of the Beck N Call remote ping service, the "your just jealous of my kids", the "that's the mother of my kids", the "I'm doing this for the sake of my kids", and more ......It's guaranteed to shift their mindset to a more positive parent/spouse and you'll never here these phrase or any similar phrases ever again. 
 

Downtime is only 24hr and they can be back to work the next day. 
 

Cashapp is $lobotomiesbylilly

*Side note...I'm backordered on anesthesia....but the appointments must go on!

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Submitted by Lillywy00 on Sun, 04/28/2024 - 2:45pm

^just kidding peeps ... gotta laugh to keep from crying. I really have no idea how to do a lobotomy and if I was a licensed surgeon/did perform surgeries, the brain is the last thing I'd operate on. 

 

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Submitted by MorningMia on Sun, 04/28/2024 - 7:46pm

If you're tired of the Beck N Call remote ping service, the "your just jealous of my kids", the "that's the mother of my kids", the "I'm doing this for the sake of my kids", and more ......It's guaranteed to shift their mindset to a more positive parent/spouse and you'll never here these phrase or any similar phrases ever again. 

Do you know how incredibly wealthy you'd be if you could really do this?! Funny! 

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Submitted by grannyd on Mon, 04/29/2024 - 12:31am

Ah, my dear Lilly! You always manage to make this oldster laugh. With your creative, brilliant, sense of humour, you are bound to overcome any difficulties thrown in your path. ♥️

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Submitted by CLove on Mon, 04/29/2024 - 12:01pm

You made me smile today Biggrin