Please Please Please tell me this has happened to you...................

FH will be telling a story that includes me. I am looking at him like he has three heads.
I then say "THAT WASN'T ME."
I wasn't there. We didn't do that. I never met that person. That wasn't MY black nightie! No, we never had "doggy sex" in our bathtub.

Aggravating! Men can be such boneheads!

And to all you men on here - I am being lighthearted about this. You have PROBABLY all done this.

I may have done it maybe once or twice - NOT!!!!!

We've only been together a little over a year and a half, how can he not remember who was where and what the hell happened?!

For instance:

FH insisted I met his friend "Toby". I said absolutely not. FH kept insisting. We ran into "Toby" and FH says "you remember Rusty right?" "Toby" says if I had met her before I would have remembered - SHE'S HOT! I then stepped up and introduced myself and proclaimed him as my NEW BFF!!

Ha Ha!

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OMG I just had a tiff with

OMG I just had a tiff with DH this weekend about that shit!

my reply is,"ok buddy I don't know which girlfriend or wife you were talking to when that happened but it wasn't me!"

lol...I don't know what goes through my DH's head other than air when these things happen. It's crazy.

Finally I started to do it back,
"You remember honey? Those 3 nights when we had the most crazy praire dog monkey hyena sex and were totally tantric the ENTIRE time?? Remember??? Wasn't that AWESOME??"

*evil me...*

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

LMAO B!!!! That is

LMAO B!!!! That is hilarious!

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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

You know, because I have

You know, because I have that special talent of THINKING BEFORE I SPEAK - I have never done this.

But, sometimes FH will insist it's me. He actually tore through my closet and dresser looking for that black teddy. He never found it, but he did find an adorable camisole of mine that IS black and has lace at the top and on the bottom and he swears that that is what he was thinking about. He's so damn cute.

**my stepdaughters did not grow in my tummy, they grew in my heart**

I think of it like

I think of it like this......atleast his memories with anyone else are being replaced with YOU

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BBB- I MUST steal this from

BBB- I MUST steal this from you. Please please please! "crazy prairie dog monkey hyena sex".
I don't care - I'm gonna use it.

Thanks!

Actually, after thinking about it - I think I will just have crazy prairie dog monkey hyena sex with FH tonight! That sounds like a better idea to me.

**my stepdaughters did not grow in my tummy, they grew in my heart**

lol, yeah whenever i bust

lol, yeah whenever i bust that line out, that's usually what ends up happening:)

not lately though, this new workout routine is KILLING ME! 5am 275 calories burned then turn around and burn 400 more that evening after choochoo is in bed. UGH! Can't wait til my body adjusts better

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

That's funny because FH and

That's funny because FH and I are working out together and getting all sweaty together. Afterwards, we don't have any energy for crazy, wild sex. We're not working out on the weekends, though, so that's reserved for other sweaty activities!

**my stepdaughters did not grow in my tummy, they grew in my heart**

exactly! Although, I let

exactly! Although, I let myself get guilted into working out for 1hr30min on saturday afternoon, I was no good after that!

I figure, sacrifice a little to get my booty back into shape and then collect the benefits from having more stamina and a better body for "other" things.

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

Wow, Barbie 675 calories a

Wow, Barbie 675 calories a day! You're my idol!

You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. - 2BLoved

blush AWWWW thank you!!

AWWWW thank you!! It sucks...I need immediate gratification in life and this working out business just isn't giving me that!

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

Ha, that has happened to me

Ha, that has happened to me (We've been together for 4years). Makes me wonder who the person was that he was with during that time, it's never been about anything intimate, but about going to certain places or meeting certain ppl....but then again, I do have a bad memory...so it could have very well been that it 'was' me and *I* didn't remember it. LOL

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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

Yes, it has happened to me

Yes, it has happened to me too. Dh will swear that he was with me for whatever it is he is referring. However, I have a great memory and I tell him it wasn't me. I can only assume it was Bm. The fact that he can remotely confuse me with her is the only aggravating part of it. We are NOTHING alike!!

When we were dating, DH and

When we were dating, DH and I got into an argument during which he called me by BM's name. The second he said it, he knew what he did. Needles to say, we did not have crazy prairie dog make up sex THAT night.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me"

LOL my fiance accidently

LOL my fiance accidently called me by BM name while on the phone with his grandma. Both me and his grandma chewed him out big time

Oh that would tick me

Oh that would tick me off....lol, but I have accidentally done this to BF....TWICE. I've also accidentally called my Ex by BF's name.

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LOL!!! Truelight called me

LOL!!! Truelight called me by The Wookie's name during our WEDDING REHERSAL!!!!!! You should have seen his face - it was priceless. I just laughed, and so did everyone else that was there. I can't tell you how much he apologized for that one.
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FH has never called my by

FH has never called my by BM's name, but he has called me by his exGF's name once. He was talking to his mom on the phone when he said it. I just laughed it off. We're NOTHING alike, I chose not to be offended.

**my stepdaughters did not grow in my tummy, they grew in my heart**

It SO sucks being called

It SO sucks being called TheFrizz's name. The first two letters of our first names are the same so whenever DH and I get into a heated discussion and he's irritated he'll accidentally call me thefrizz...*GASP*

Then he says it's because he associates her name with being angry and frustrated he's soo smooooth

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

LOL that was exactly fiances

LOL that was exactly fiances excuse to. He was annoyed at me at the time so it just slipped out cause hes ussed to being annoyed at her. Our names are very similar...only one letter difference.

Oh Gawd they really ARE made

Oh Gawd they really ARE made from the same material! lol

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

Does this mean we're all

Does this mean we're all interchangeable to them?

No, it just means that men

No, it just means that men are stupid..........

Just kidding ST Men! You are the exceptions to the rule, I'm sure!

**my stepdaughters did not grow in my tummy, they grew in my heart**