The other day , Chef and I were having a conversation because awesome son and his expectant bride want to remodel their bathroom and take out the tub leaving just a shower.

Chef was concerned because with children usually you need a tub especially when they are smaller.  He brought up small children and bodily fluids.  

And then the shocker!  He actually mentioned the housesHitter in the scenario when he literally shit all over my house on purpose because he was angry due to not getting attention from a Chef AKA waking up in the middle of the night and surfing the web for toys.

He said  "kids get sick... I remember how the housesHitter GOT SICK  and pooped all over the house."

SAY WHAT?????!!!!

UMMM the housesHitter literally pulled this stunt twice except the first time he tried to make himself vomit because he wasn't getting his way and then the next weekend we had him he upped his game to shitting all over the house.

It  so traumatized me that I remember it clearly to this day but Chef wants to delude himself into thinking that his precious poopsikins (literally) was actually ill!!!!

Absolutely not!!!! He was almost 7 and was having a temper tantrum which he had frequently when he didn't get his way which was seldom at our house and never at the Girhippo's house.

And yet Chef always puts a negative spin on Awesomeson when he went into the Air Force like it was Chef's idea and that Awesomeson was on this wayward path until he went into the armed services.  Awesomeson, had launched, had a job and was taking college courses on his own initiative.  

Chef always takes complete credit for parenting Awesomeson as though he turned Awesomeson's life around!