"And he knew he was marrying someone who isn't their mother"

"And he knew he was marrying someone who can think for herself"

"i DIDNT know their mother would degenerate into a worthless POS. I also didnt know MIL would be making things worse for them, not better."

"I didn't know that BM was so greedy and also vindictive that she would put the need for money and vengeance above the welfare of her own children! Hell, I didn't know ANY mother would be like that!"

I love these! I get to flex my creative and sarcastic muscles

"You knew he had kids when you married him. . ."

RESPONSE: "You know, that is like telling me 'you knew the car had a timing belt when you bought it'. Yeah, I like the car, it passed the cursory inspections so I bought it... but the cracks and faults only show after the warranty has worn out."

Yes, but when he told me that their mom was a bitch, I thought I'd just tie their leash to the fence out back whenever they became disobedient!

(that was bad...even for me. lol)