Am I on that Seinfeld episode "Bizarro Jerry?"

OMG - so you guys know that ASS doesn't have a phone....DH has to work late tonight, and ASS has band practice.

Apparently, DH told ASS to find a ride or walk or whatever...

Because ASS has no phone, DH will sometimes get texts from random phone numbers that usually start with "this is ASS, can you *insert something ASS wants DH to do*

Swear to DOG - I just got a text from a random number "this is ASS, can you drive me to band practice tonight?"

Um. let me think......NOPE.

Not even going to respond. The NERVE of that kid.....

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

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He is nuts, after all he has

He is nuts, after all he has done he really thinks you would help him?! More proof in the pudding that this kids elevator doesn't make it all the way to the top.

it's just more proof of his

it's just more proof of his entitled attitude. He gets to treat me like shit, but I still have to do favors for him.

Yeah - no!!!!!

So that would imply that he knows your number by heart????? That is super bizarrooo! I don't think I even know MY OWN number much less a skids number or some random person that I purportedly don't like, nor speak to!

Anotherstep has the best

Anotherstep has the best response so far!! My vote is for this one, that is hilarious.

LOL. Hilarious.

LOL.
Hilarious.

^^^^ This. I was with you on

^^^^
This. I was with you on ignore, but this is too perfect.

absolutely, this is the best

absolutely, this is the best answer ever

I'd definitely, respond with

I'd definitely, respond with " sorry wrong number"

Ass must be a low brass

Ass must be a low brass player or in the drumline to explain his personality. But I haven't seen a drumset covered in duct tape in his room so it's either low brass or possibly a sax player. The tuba would be too heavy for ASS to carry .... trombone?

Trombone - how did you know??

Hahahahahahah!!!! The only

Hahahahahahah!!!! The only thing my music degree and anthropology degree has been good for, knowing what type of instruments people play!! Lol!

I've been a French horn player for years now and there is some real truth in what type of people play certain instruments.

My brother is 24 and was an ass in high school, and also a trombone player. He's still an ass most of the time.

oh no, not fair! lol One of

oh no, not fair! lol One of my friends plays trombone and he's a sweetheart. Although, to be fair, he also plays the tuba, french horn, etc...the man can play any wind instrument he's ever picked up.

I think I know why he has my

I think I know why he has my number......when DH first got custody, he gave the skids a little card with my number, his number, his parents' numbers, in case they ever had an emergency. I know at that time, ASS put it in his wallet.

Knowing ASS, he never took it out???

I was thinking about responding with "who is this?"