BM gained mega weight.......bwahahahhaha!
}:) So, I am apologizing in advance if anyone's feelings are hurt when I post this blog, but I can't get enough of this!
BM (of 4 bratty ass stepkids i have to watch every other weekend UGH) seems to be indulging more frequently lately. Well, for the past 6-8 months I'd say. I am almost 6 feet tall and weigh 125lbs, in my mid-20's and have had one daughter. The psycho BM has had 4 children and when I first saw her 4 years ago, I thought she looked pretty good for having all of them, and being in her mid-30's.
Seems like she must have been starving herself as a ploy to snag a new (additional) monetary provider for her household. She is the laziest, greediest slug ever. She is probably 5'6 or something and I cannot gauge people very well on how much they weight--but she has had to have put on AT LEAST 40-50 pounds in the last 6 to 8 months. I start to giggle uncontrollably every time I see her. Hahahaahaha I am giggling now.
I do realize weight is a sensitive issue for numerous people, but I have this nice guilty vice of getting pleasure out of her misery. }:)
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Our BM "has a bad back." So
Our BM "has a bad back."
So do I, so bad that I need muscle relaxers injected in my butt at times. I'm 5'4" and 130 lbs. Well within the realm of healthy weight. BM is 5'6" and over 200 lbs.
SD15 is obese because "she has bad genetics from both side of the family." (said to MIL, and boy was she offended!) DH will put on pounds if he even looks at junk food, but has discipline and works out, so he's normal weight.
Just admit it, BM. You're a lazy ass and a shitty cook who can't be bothered to eat right or exercise - and you're dooming your child to the same health risks.
This is our BM. She can't
This is our BM. She can't exercise because she has a 'bad back' and blames the fact she cant lose weight on her kids.
She lost tons after SS9 then tons again after her and SO split up. then just put it all right back on.
she is the laziest person I know. driving the 1 mile to school and back twice a day and shoving fish sticks and pizza down your kids throat, not bathing them, letting the xbox babysit them then dumping them on your mom every other weekend and US the opposite sure looks like hard work though so I see why she finds trouble scheduling weight loss in.
On our weekends I get up, take SD3 in her running stroller and go for 5K, come home, do all the housework, take the skids out in the afternoon, do homemade meal with ss11 the saturday then we do a country walk and a roast dinner the sunday. homework and baths fit in accordingly.
I also work full time in the week.
I have no problems doing all of this I dont get it. I really dont.
Ha! You sound like me! I
Ha! You sound like me! I always say to DH "Every time BM tells a lie, her a$$ gets fatter......and it looks like shes been telling some whoppers!"
Not to mention she wears out of date suits to court (think '80s) and her hair, no joke, looks like she hasnt brushed it in a month and a family of primates tend to it and possibly live in it. I mean, if you are trying to portray yourself as sane to a court do you show up looking like that?
Also, her face is fat and bloated and she looks like a drinker. Not to mention the nasty, sourpuss and/or fake a$$ smile on her face constantly. real charmer.
bm here seems like she never
bm here seems like she never gains weight. She's skinny as a rail. I am 5'4" and weigh about 130 lbs as well, and she's a little bit taller and weighs less than me. The only satisfaction I get out of it is she has no shape to her, and I do! She never tries to look decent, always wears jeans and a tshirt, hair up in a pony tail, no makeup. BORING!! And the fact that she is about 5 years older than me and acts like a 15 year old with all her 'drama' and bitterness (like teen angst lol)
I'm on the flip-side of this.
I'm on the flip-side of this. BM & I are the same height. We are both 5'11". She is & always has been thin. Even after she had her kids she didn't have any trouble shedding the baby weight.
I am the one who struggles with exercise due to a bad back. I have 2 herniated discs that limit the amount of time I can spend on my feet. I'm not obese, by any means, but BM has made jokes about the fact that I am overweight.
The way I see it, she may be thinner than I am. Others may feel differently, but thinner doesn't mean prettier in my opinion. As thin as she is, she still insists that it's sexy to wear your clothes too small. Class & personality have nothing to do with weight, but everything to do with who you are as a person.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not offended by your post. If laughing at fat people is what makes you giggle, go with it.
My guilty pleasure is knowing that BM giggles because I'm overweight. I giggle because she puts so much value in the fact that she's thin & completely misses the fact that thin or fat, she has no class.
^^Like^^
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Likey! I am overweight, but
Likey!
I am overweight, but so are both BM's and I am an adorable chubby strawberry blonde with blue eyes ( and so modest) ha. and BM#1 is a beast and BM#2 looks like Miss Piggy. My DH loves big girls obviously but I am definitely superior in looks and most importantly personality and intelligence!
Even though I'm a big girl myself I still died of laughter when BM exclaimed that she had gained 80lbs and needed a port o potty and I still laugh to myself when other BM complains about her fat roles to me....I am confident and with that comes sexiness. They dont have that at all. SD5 always comments on how pretty I am...points it out to her friends and she has done so in front of her BM twice oh so innocently. I love that kid. LOL
You're a doll! Thank you!
You're a doll! Thank you!
the bm in my siti as ALWAYS
the bm in my siti as ALWAYS been big, oldest sd too (i am over weight, 28) and can fit in SD'S (15) CLOTHES. :jawdrop:
Our BM looks like a Pug, and
Our BM looks like a Pug, and is always slightly over weight...but I don't fault her...she dresses well and has nice hair...but the Pug look cannot be corrected. SS9 advised that his mom got a new dog..it's a pug... DH came home one day and said "They look alike"! haha Tres funny.
This reminded me of a recent
This reminded me of a recent conversation FDH had with BM. We're having our baby any day now and we're getting married in September. BM made some comment about "that doesn't leave SteppingUp much time to lose the baby weight" except she said it in a way that sounded like she was glad that I would be fat on our wedding day or something.
FDH (such a sweet man) said, "Have you SEEN SteppingUp? She's all belly! She hasn't gained anything BUT the baby! Plus she has a really small frame and losing any weight for her will be easy." (-- let me add that I don't feel this is true...it's gonna be rough but I'm glad I have our wedding as a goal)
So he was basically putting in a dig to BM right back because it took her almost 4 years to lose the 70 pounds she gained after SS was born...but also complimenting/defending me to her. What a good boy.
Yes! Super excited to
Yes! Super excited to breastfeed for all these reasons
I don't have a baby but would
I don't have a baby but would be willing to breastfeed one to lose a few pounds.....anyone?...anyone?
Nope, no babies for you to
Nope, no babies for you to breast feed but I have some adult male friends that I am sure would love to partake of your offer. }:)
Were I not happily hitched I would volunteer to help you loose some weight. Ha!
The only problem is that I would be putting it on as you took it off. But what fun we could both have!
JJOC
Rags - sorry I have to call
Rags - sorry I have to call you out on this - I have to say that if I was your wife I would find this very offensive - I am not prudish by any means but if my husband ever wrote this to another woman - he would be in huge trouble - I know you think it is funny and innocent but as a woman and wife and mother I find it offensive - sorry just my take on the comment - and comments like this are not necessary on a board about stepparents and the problems and sometimes the joys that we have with our skids.
When I wrote it thought it
When I wrote it thought it might be a bit too close to the line. I responded to a an obviouse joke about voluntarily breast feeding for weight loss. I was kidding and would never dream of cheating on my wife.
I had no intent to offend.
If you have a problem with it, mark it as offensive and move on I guess.
However, will keep your thoughts in mind for future consideration.
Best regards,
I don't want to mark it
I don't want to mark it offensive because if you are not told by the moderator then how will you know that you have offended someone - I believe in going straight to the source and as you wrote that you thought it might be a little too close to the line then that should have be your cue to not write it - you should always listen to that voice when it speaks I always try to and when I don't I usually get in trouble and offend someone.
I did not want to move on because it really drew me up short when I read it - so I felt that you would want to know if you were being offensive - you seem level headed and a nice guy but when you write stuff like this it makes it appear that there is a different Rags and one that you should not be proud of - I did not write this to be mean I just could not believe I had read something like this and it definitely projects a different image then the one that you usually have on here.
I am grateful that you gave
I am grateful that you gave me your perspective. I will consider it before posting the next time I write something that even I think is close to the line.
Like most people, occassianally I shove my foot in my mouth which happens only when I "speak" before I think.
Sorry about that.
Best regards,
Thanks for the apology - was
Thanks for the apology - was just so shocked to read because that did not sound like you.
Thank you. I sent you a PM.
Thank you.
I sent you a PM.
I replied - lol!
I replied - lol!
Kudos to your FDH! Our BM
Kudos to your FDH!
Our BM was a crack addict & used LSD for many years. That's why she's thin. Her first comment about my weight was behind my back to DH. She asked if I was pregant, knowing DH had a "V" when they were together. Her reply was something like, "Well, I noticed she's really put on some weight" & he said, "And I noticed you haven't. You say it like it's a bad thing. I never knew how good it could really feel to hold a woman. I like being able to squeeze her tight & not worry that she'll bruise or snap in two. You might try putting a few doughnuts in your mouth now & then. Give your man something warm to climb into bed with".
I do remember his words because I was stunned he could pull somthing out of his pocket that shut her right up. LOL!
God bless a man who isn't afraid to speak up for his woman!
To add to my earlier post:
To add to my earlier post: (it was early, and I wasn't thinking quite straight)
I think an extremely large part of *why* BM's weight makes me giggle is because she is a self-absorbed heinous bitch who thinks she's all that. She's super-concerned with appearances, but is the nastiest backstabber I know. If she's the BEST EVAR everything, why is she ruining her daughter's life?
In reality, her crappy decisions affect MY life, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.
So yeah, I gloat. Not just about her weight, but about the karma that's going to hit her like a speeding bus. All I have to do is wait, but meantime, there are some concrete examples of how she's not all that.
No comment on this thread. I
No comment on this thread. I need to lose about 60-80lbs myself. I am 6'1" and ~255lbs Biodad is very rough looking though he is slender ~6'2" and ~165. Apparently the heifer recent GF is back and she is ~5'5" and ~185lbs.
SS said last night that the SpermIdiot still tries to dress like he is 18 (he is 41) and girls will look at him from a distance but consistently burst in to laughter when he gets close. No one laughs at me but then again I am not trolling for teeny/20s/hotties. I married mine about 17yrs ago.
Now, if you want to compare my accomplishments to his .... no contest. He is a dirtbag looser.
Ha ha, you go girl!! In my
Ha ha, you go girl!!
In my case I am quite overweight and so is BM. I like to think she is fatter than I am. I get the same thrill out of it that others here have confessed to. I would hate it if she was thinner and I was the oveweight one, but at least this way she's no better than me.
I know that I have the drive and motivation to lose my weight eventually, and I still have my youth and health to help me do it. So someday I am going to be a complete trophy wife, and she will be the same as she is now, except even older. I can't wait.