Who Else Has this Problem?
Booze taking up all the space in the frig. Now granted, I have a LARGE FRENCH DOOR FRIG w/ icemaker and water on the outside (one of things that GG is good for; he can hook up stuff like that in a blink of an eye)
But these wine boxes and cans of beer take up every goddam crevice in the frig! I cook usually for most of the week on the weekends, freezing and refrigerating the rest.
His b-day is coming up so I"m buying him his personal frig that he can stuff his booze into. One less aggrevation for me until the house is finished.
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while you're at it you can
while you're at it you can pick up some literature on the 12step program and stick it in the fridge next to his beer.He really makes me sick.
To be honest, I couldn't care
To be honest, I couldn't care less if he drinks himself to death like 2nd ex hubby did. He will never see that he is less than perfect.
i couldn't imagine not having
i couldn't imagine not having a chilled bottle of pinot and some ice cold beers on hand at any given time in the fridge.. and milk, of course, for the white russians.
Believe me I like booze as
Believe me I like booze as much as the next person, but he goes through a box in a week all by himself and that doesn't count all his beers, usually 6 a day and several shots of bourbon. He's obviously "drowning his sorrows" WHY I don't know. I'd be pretty damn happy if I were him. Finding a woman to support him financially while he sends half his paycheck off to the ex.
It's all HIS booze in the frig. I like room temp red wine (burgundy, merlot, pinot noir) and port. But I like chilled GOOD white wine. Those cheap wines have HUGE BOXES!!
really, buy him a decanter,
really, buy him a decanter, surely it wouldn't take the "classy" away from the box would it?
Kill two birds with one stone
Kill two birds with one stone and send some my way... I could use a few.
maux ~ i need the sweet tea
maux ~ i need the sweet tea vodka recipe ~ it's summer time where i'm at!
thanx...
thanx...
maux ~ is that the pubes
maux ~ is that the pubes dedicated buster or the standard house one?
i'm feeling rich already.
i'm feeling rich already. maybe we could also patent the sage burning scent and sell it to Febreeze nad also include it in the Emergency Stinky Skid Kits.
so, i need to contact:
Clorox
Febreeze
Black N Decker
Lysol
Mr. Clean
Depends/Pull Ups
Latex Glove Co. ~ Johnson n Johnson should be able to cover that
Plastic bed liner people
the list is never ending
good idea, i'm not a smirnoff
good idea, i'm not a smirnoff club member, but i could put it in my royal crown or kettle one club suggestion box
i think it's time to clock
i think it's time to clock out and go chill by the pool and have a liquid lunch!
I know! I am friggin'
I know! I am friggin' JEALOUS!! POOL?? LIQUID LUNCH??
I'm in a freezing office looking out two large windows; sunny but 39 degrees F.
florida, the sunshine state.
florida, the sunshine state. and it is beautiful, too bad skids will be here to fuck up my w/e.
That sounds sooo good!
That sounds sooo good!
Auto claw! And here i was
Auto claw! And here i was using plain old household TONGS!! You guys ROCK!
I guess raking the living room after the skids left was old fashioned of me. WOW and a PUBES buster!! awesome!
Earplugs don't forget ear plugs so you can give out blank stares to being repeatedly asked "Where's MY dad?"
I'm still bummed it's ILLEGAL
I'm still bummed it's ILLEGAL to put shock training collars on skids! It would be so handy! Everytime Prince Hygiene goes into an afternoon session of ass mining, I'd press the button and WHAMMO!
I already had NN buy himself
I already had NN buy himself a "beer" fridge because I was so sick of all the space being gone in ours. We only have a little apartment sized fridge so it doesn't take much to fill that baby up!
And as far as everything getting blamed on you...::RAISING HAND AND WAVING::
that's my life! I made supper last night and NN didn't like it ("It tastes dusty.") so he decided to make himself some soup and sandwiches. When he was trying to juggle the sandwiches onto the plate while holding the pot with the soup in it, he managed to drop the sandwich onto the countertop with a bunch of splashes of soup. This was MY fault, I guess. Why? Because he didn't have a spatula to get the sandwiches from the pan to the plate. :jawdrop:
WTF Ever Dude
Believe me, they come up with
Believe me, they come up with all SORTS of crap like that! Sounds like something GG would say!!!
BEER FRIG IT IS!!!
Maybe Sky should whip out the
Maybe Sky should whip out the PUBE buster and vacuum his dinner!!
ROFLMAO - OMG that would have
ROFLMAO - OMG that would have been PRICELESS!
NN: "It tastes dusty"
skylarksms: ::WHIPS OUT DUSTBUSTER AND RUNS OVER NN'S DISH::
"THERE! Dust all gone."
He meant that it tasted "old." So much crap tastes "old" to him and fine to me. Never hear him complain his BEER is old!!
DUSTY OMG LOL-in abuser land
DUSTY OMG LOL-in abuser land NOTHING they say makes sense-I remember for years having that deer in the headlight look or cocking my head to the side like a dog would when he would say some shit-made NO sense to me I would just chuckle and face the rath or just stare and wonder WTF am I still doing in this house w/this NUTcase! All those guys w/these traits are two players short of team, couple sandwiches short of a picnic, an experiment in Artificial Stupidity AND a few beers short of a six-pack.
LOL-feel free to add your own.
Wondering if NN has been
Wondering if NN has been eating/tasting dust lately so he can accurately compare. I'd personally get him to clean the dryer's lint filter with his tongue.
Wow, I have no clue if booze
Wow, I have no clue if booze goes off. I've never kept it around that long.
I have the exact opposite problem - not enough booze in the fridge. This week that's okay because the skids are on spring break with BM. I'll have to do some shopping before they get back though.